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Post by Giar on Mar 27, 2007 9:25:50 GMT -1
forza also has a nice suply of the best ladies from all over europe that he can sort for you at a reasonable price ;D ha ha ha, i think we could sort him out mate!! ;D have you got any called anita in stock or is it still a case of their name being what ever we want it to be?
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Post by Forza's Blind Optimists (CPFC) on Mar 27, 2007 9:29:49 GMT -1
No Anitas my friend, most are big burley helgas with thighs the size of hippos!
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Post by Giar on Mar 27, 2007 9:31:44 GMT -1
well that will do i guess............turns out when he said in the 1st post that if he wanted some no strings sex he would pay for it, he was actually telling the truth are the ladies "skilled" though?
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Post by thales on Mar 27, 2007 9:47:35 GMT -1
well jules i did say!, think you answer all the questions yourself, if she has any interest she will get in contact, but would advise deleting her number, so you dont do stupid things like text when drunk , etc "women never change their mind about relationships, but it's their perogative too"
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Post by Shippers on Mar 27, 2007 10:19:51 GMT -1
Jules - I only read the first post, mainly because I'm lazy, but you're damn straight! What's wrong with this girl? Does she have balls? Is she a klepto? Does she like Cheggers in an unneccessary way?
I don't know, but what I do know is that you are a bloody good bloke, and you will make someone a top notch boyfriend. If this Anita lass is to thick to see that then as much as it hurts you've gotta just just turn yourself around and say - oh well - she's as thick as pig shit and she doesn't deesrve the love/attention/care I would have lavished on her. She might be pretty and fun, but ddep down she's not the person I thought she was or wanted her to be. So she can just march back to singledom (if she ever wandered out), with her balls and her Keith Chegwin photo, and miss out on everything that you could have had together. And one day, when she's old and lonely and smells of piss and has a house full of cats then she will look back with regret and think - damn that Jules was a real good guy, I proper missed the train there.
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 16:55:41 GMT -1
dear god man dont admit that sort of thing...... if you wanted no strings sex you would and could get it! (sounds much better ) fair enough Stu but the point was I don't pay for it, that ain't what I'm interested in. more chilled this evening - at least currently. was good to get that outta my system...
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 16:58:04 GMT -1
Taking up on Stu's point are you saying you only want sex once a month Jules, just treat this as a learning curve and move on. don't ring her again etc., as this is her way of saying 'chill Winston' LOL no that is NOT what I was saying?! Well not withstanding I'm not Sir Studly of Studtown I think I know enough, don't get enough! (as someone sang...) All is good though (and yes I will reply to nearly every post, why not?!)
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Post by mortontheblade on Mar 27, 2007 16:59:01 GMT -1
Where to start? Well I'm sober, and I need to be up early tomorrow, but instead I'm posting here, 'cos I can't really call anyone at this time...and I'm wound up something chronic... First off, Anita is CLEARLY a man. Not physically before anyone says it! Apparently we're not exclusive, though "in fairness" she's not fucking anyone else at the moment. Apparently I'm not more than a friend - although she doesn't shag all her mates. Apparently I have to watch my fucking back if I even want to see her again, because even wanting a date is too much like commitment! What the fuck?! If you don't see someone how the hell are you supposed to even have a chance of developing something?! As I'm tempted to say to her, she's a little old to be so completely commitment-phobic that she gets scared off even by expecting a phone call every now and then?! IF she meant it when she complemented me in all those different ways, why the hell doesn't she want to AT LEAST give me the satisfaction of knowing we're seeing each other, exclusively?! Apart from coming over like a raging bunny boiler now probably (well I know how some of you will think) I'm a really nice, sweet and interesting guy and I deserve a FUCKLOAD better than to be treated like this. If I wanted no-strings sex on a monthly basis I'd pay for it!!! Anyway I can't fucking sleep now 'cos I'm that bothered about the fact I clearly hardly mean shit to her, while she does mean something to me... I'm angry, and hurt, and I can't tell her that or she'll be scared off. Why do I still want her? Why? You tell me why?! I dunno... but I know that I do, even though it's no good for me I daren't even read that back, I'm just going to post it, and sod the consequences, I'm so mad I could happily wrestle a tiger (or some fucking thing) you want her more cos you can't have her..... just ignore her *cold shoulder*
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Mar 27, 2007 16:59:25 GMT -1
Perhaps she had an uber secret marriage and is feeling guilty for leading you on and feeling guilty for cheating.. Pretty far out but it could be true Sorry to hear that Jules, onwards and.. sideways!
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 16:59:56 GMT -1
Easier said than done, I know, but it sounds like a bit of a lost cause In all honesty, it sounds like she's playing the man-ish 'I'll come to you when I want sex' game, and I've never heard of that leading to much more. You're right; you deserve a lot better. More than that, you can get a lot better - and I honestly hope you do. well quite! I don't appreciate the role reversal, I like nice girlies (okay not too nice but you get what I mean) Cheers Neko! ;D That's the sort of comment I was looking for! ;D
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Post by Giar on Mar 27, 2007 17:00:03 GMT -1
dear god man dont admit that sort of thing...... if you wanted no strings sex you would and could get it! (sounds much better ) fair enough Stu but the point was I don't pay for it, that ain't what I'm interested in. more chilled this evening - at least currently. was good to get that outta my system... shame cause if you check the top of this page mate i had already sorted you a handfull of ladies out
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Post by mortontheblade on Mar 27, 2007 17:00:58 GMT -1
Perhaps she had an uber secret marriage and is feeling guilty for leading you on and feeling guilty for cheating.. Pretty far out but it could be true Sorry to hear that Jules, onwards and.. sideways! no she's just female aka crazy ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 17:04:04 GMT -1
well jules i did say!, think you answer all the questions yourself, if she has any interest she will get in contact, but would advise deleting her number, so you dont do stupid things like text when drunk , etc "women never change their mind about relationships, but it's their perogative too" what did you say?! I forget... yeah I think I did but hey! Not gonna delete the number, I think I can control myself there. Nice quote. I shall try to avoid bitterness, thank fuckly not every woman's like her.
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 17:06:13 GMT -1
And one day, when she's old and lonely and smells of piss and has a house full of cats then she will look back with regret and think - damn that Jules was a real good guy, I proper missed the train there. Oh Shippers, you are a wise and funny fellow! ;D I'd be lying if my schadenfreude synapse doesn't twitch at the above, but I imagine at some point I'd not really think I wanted that for her, she's not evil just wrong!
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 17:08:39 GMT -1
you want her more cos you can't have her..... just ignore her *cold shoulder* ah the joy of psychology...! I don't intend to call her, if she comes running now I'll be amused, and I might even give her a bit 'cos she's a pleasant enough lay, but certainly it'll be a case of "No more Mr Nice Jules" I think...
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 17:09:47 GMT -1
Perhaps she had an uber secret marriage and is feeling guilty for leading you on and feeling guilty for cheating.. Pretty far out but it could be true Sorry to hear that Jules, onwards and.. sideways! LOL I care not frankly, I'm done with conspiracy theories! Thanks honey, yep that's how it goes...
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Post by mortontheblade on Mar 27, 2007 17:11:11 GMT -1
you want her more cos you can't have her..... just ignore her *cold shoulder* ah the joy of psychology...! I don't intend to call her, if she comes running now I'll be amused, and I might even give her a bit 'cos she's a pleasant enough lay, but certainly it'll be a case of "No more Mr Nice Jules" I think... sure "giving her a bit" and "no more mr nice jules" are at opposite ends of the spectrum..... you know, unless you throw her out when you're done ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 27, 2007 17:11:29 GMT -1
shame cause if you check the top of this page mate i had already sorted you a handfull of ladies out LOL appreciate the thought Stuey! ;D Just lay off the "I'm a girl" comments fella, you don't want me to prove otherwise!
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Post by Giar on Mar 27, 2007 17:13:52 GMT -1
Where to start? Well I'm sober, and I need to be up early tomorrow, but instead I'm posting here, 'cos I can't really call anyone at this time...and I'm wound up something chronic... First off, Anita is CLEARLY a man. Not physically before anyone says it! Apparently we're not exclusive, though "in fairness" she's not fucking anyone else at the moment. Apparently I'm not more than a friend - although she doesn't shag all her mates. Apparently I have to watch my fucking back if I even want to see her again, because even wanting a date is too much like commitment! What the fuck?! If you don't see someone how the hell are you supposed to even have a chance of developing something?! As I'm tempted to say to her, she's a little old to be so completely commitment-phobic that she gets scared off even by expecting a phone call every now and then?! IF she meant it when she complemented me in all those different ways, why the hell doesn't she want to AT LEAST give me the satisfaction of knowing we're seeing each other, exclusively?! Apart from coming over like a raging bunny boiler now probably (well I know how some of you will think) I'm a really nice, sweet and interesting guy and I deserve a FUCKLOAD better than to be treated like this. If I wanted no-strings sex on a monthly basis I'd pay for it!!! Anyway I can't fucking sleep now 'cos I'm that bothered about the fact I clearly hardly mean shit to her, while she does mean something to me... I'm angry, and hurt, and I can't tell her that or she'll be scared off. Why do I still want her? Why? You tell me why?! I dunno... but I know that I do, even though it's no good for me I daren't even read that back, I'm just going to post it, and sod the consequences, I'm so mad I could happily wrestle a tiger (or some fucking thing) you want her more cos you can't have her..... just ignore her *cold shoulder* morts = popcorn playa!!!
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Post by mortontheblade on Mar 27, 2007 17:14:51 GMT -1
you want her more cos you can't have her..... just ignore her *cold shoulder* morts = popcorn playa!!! i'm not sure what that means but i'm certainly not a playa..... or made of popcorn
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