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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 22, 2007 11:56:12 GMT -1
Stolen from Men Behaving Badly..
You're captain of the Starship Enterprise, and you're on a five-year mission to boldly explore strange new worlds. Which past or present celebrities would you have for your fleet? (Off the top of my head, I think you need to replace Spock, Mr Sulu, Scotty [engine room], Bones [ship's doctor] and Lieutenant Uhura [the only woman on-board in the original series]).
They don't have to match the original gender ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 22, 2007 12:00:29 GMT -1
Spock = Stephen Hawkin
Scotty = Lee Evans
Bones = The guy who played Father Ted
Sulu = Tony Jaa
Uhura = Jet from Gladiators
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 22, 2007 12:04:09 GMT -1
Good calls there Ninj! Here's mine: Spock - Albert Einstein. The guy was into nuclear physics; there wouldn't be any "That seems most illogical" business from him; he'd just sit and tinker until your plan was ten times better. Uhura - Brian Blessed. I have no idea what Uhura actually did, so he seems like a good enough role-filler! Sulu - Adrian Edmondson, from between the Young Ones/Bottom eras. If you're gonna be sat on the Bridge with someone all the time, you need someone to talk bollocks and drink with! Bones - Jade Goody (albeit with the term 'celebrity' used loosely). She could be locked in the medical bay and jettisoned into space once earth's in sight on the way home. In the mean-time, none of the crew would dare get ill! Scotty - Jeremy Clarkson. None of this 'I can't do it captain!' crap from him  |
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 22, 2007 12:10:32 GMT -1
Spock = George Clinton Scotty = James Brown Bones = Flea Sulu = Bootsy Collins Uhura = Jimi Hendrix Thats would be one hell of a funky mothership.  ;D |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 22, 2007 12:18:18 GMT -1
The universe would be a funkier place, there's no doubting that |
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 22, 2007 12:28:19 GMT -1
Okay, so we need sciencey one, engineery one, doctory one, random one and hot one?
Not necessarily in that combo... hmmm... let me think...
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 22, 2007 12:36:11 GMT -1
Spock = Bob Mortimer
Scotty = The Proclaimers
Bones = Hugh Jackman (so he can probe me)
Sulu = Richard Hammond
Uhura = Kirstie Allsop from Location, Location, Location
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 22, 2007 12:40:00 GMT -1
Good calls there Mrs H! Not sure I'd trust Bob to fulfil Spock's role myself, but he'd be more of a laugh than Spock! (I bet he can't quirk his eyebrow half as well though  ) |
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 22, 2007 12:41:57 GMT -1
Okay, so we need sciencey one, engineery one, doctory one, random one and hot one? Not necessarily in that combo... hmmm... let me think... I'll be the docotory/funky one. ;D I know how to work the controls too, (I do have my own mothership). |
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 22, 2007 12:42:19 GMT -1
Good calls there Mrs H! Not sure I'd trust Bob to fulfil Spock's role myself, but he'd be more of a laugh than Spock! (I bet he can't quirk his eyebrow half as well though ) If I could I'd take Bob Mortimer everywhere with me, the man is genius ;D |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 22, 2007 12:45:04 GMT -1
Good calls there Ninj! Here's mine: Spock - Albert Einstein. The guy was into nuclear physics; there wouldn't be any "That seems most illogical" business from him; he'd just sit and tinker until your plan was ten times better. Uhura - Brian Blessed. I have no idea what Uhura actually did, so he seems like a good enough role-filler! Sulu - Adrian Edmondson, from between the Young Ones/Bottom eras. If you're gonna be sat on the Bridge with someone all the time, you need someone to talk bollocks and drink with! Bones - Jade Goody (albeit with the term 'celebrity' used loosely). She could be locked in the medical bay and jettisoned into space once earth's in sight on the way home. In the mean-time, none of the crew would dare get ill! Scotty - Jeremy Clarkson. None of this 'I can't do it captain!' crap from him Well that was my sensible option |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 22, 2007 13:12:40 GMT -1
Good calls there Ninj! Here's mine: Spock - Albert Einstein. The guy was into nuclear physics; there wouldn't be any "That seems most illogical" business from him; he'd just sit and tinker until your plan was ten times better. Uhura - Brian Blessed. I have no idea what Uhura actually did, so he seems like a good enough role-filler! Sulu - Adrian Edmondson, from between the Young Ones/Bottom eras. If you're gonna be sat on the Bridge with someone all the time, you need someone to talk bollocks and drink with! Bones - Jade Goody (albeit with the term 'celebrity' used loosely). She could be locked in the medical bay and jettisoned into space once earth's in sight on the way home. In the mean-time, none of the crew would dare get ill! Scotty - Jeremy Clarkson. None of this 'I can't do it captain!' crap from him Well that was my sensible option You posted sensible stuff on a thread I started?!  *collapses* |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 22, 2007 13:34:33 GMT -1
Well that was my sensible option You posted sensible stuff on a thread I started?! *collapses* Well my stupid answers are Spock = Lassie Scotty = Mr T Sulu = Graham Norton Bones= Harold Shipman Uhura = Pat Butcher |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 22, 2007 14:14:06 GMT -1
You posted sensible stuff on a thread I started?! *collapses* Well my stupid answers are Spock = Lassie Scotty = Mr T Sulu = Graham Norton Bones= Harold Shipman Uhura = Pat Butcher Interestingly, the actor who played Mr Sulu came out as being gay a year or two back! Good choice! ;D |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 22, 2007 14:28:36 GMT -1
Well my stupid answers are Spock = Lassie Scotty = Mr T Sulu = Graham Norton Bones= Harold Shipman Uhura = Pat Butcher Interestingly, the actor who played Mr Sulu came out as being gay a year or two back! Good choice! ;D Good Old George takei (spelling?) if you watch the OS of Star Trek you can see he is gay by the way he looks at the hunk of a man(stiffles laugh) that was William Shatner before the wig days |
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Post by officergroyman on Mar 22, 2007 14:34:15 GMT -1
Spock = Beyonce Knowles  Scotty = Vivica Fox  Bones = Jenny McCarthy  Sulu = Carmen Electra  Uhura = Tyra Banks  |
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Post by Stan on Mar 22, 2007 14:35:06 GMT -1
Bones every time!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 22, 2007 14:35:22 GMT -1
Can I come in for docking your mothership OG? |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 22, 2007 14:36:39 GMT -1
Well OG, I wouldn't bet on that starship surviving five years (probably not even five days ) but I'm sure you'd have fun while it lasted! ;D |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 22, 2007 14:38:23 GMT -1
Uhura = Tyra Banks, is that the sound made when jizzing on her?
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