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Post by Giar on Jan 15, 2007 7:34:21 GMT -1
mate in ibiza you could tell a bird her face reminds you of the mould in the gents toilets and they would go for it
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 15, 2007 7:37:21 GMT -1
Yes but I do have certain standards, and fat chip munching northern lasses is not really my thing!
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Post by Giar on Jan 15, 2007 7:38:58 GMT -1
true, but its not just those ones out there that would go for it, nearly every lady lets her legs part ways far too easily on that island
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 15, 2007 7:43:46 GMT -1
complaining?
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Post by Giar on Jan 15, 2007 7:55:46 GMT -1
would i ever be that stupid?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 15, 2007 8:38:31 GMT -1
Not that I'm "Mr Cheesy Lines" but you've hardly scratched the surface!!! There's the classic: Him: "Did it hurt?" Her: "Did what hurt?" Him: "When you fell from 'eaven, baby!" ;D
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Post by Giar on Jan 15, 2007 8:44:40 GMT -1
one of my mates actually tried that one, neadless to say all he got in return was a vacant blank stare and then a good look at her arse as she walked away
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 15, 2007 8:46:59 GMT -1
one of my mates actually tried that one, neadless to say all he got in return was a vacant blank stare and then a good look at her arse as she walked away Ah well... perhaps she didn't get it! Actually thinking about it, she definitely didn't The worst one I heard (a good mate use) at Uni was "my room's so cold... will you sleep with me?!"
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Post by Giar on Jan 15, 2007 8:49:15 GMT -1
lol, now that i might actually try! as long as im still sober enough to lay on my cheekiest grin with some aplomb
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 15, 2007 8:53:34 GMT -1
lol, now that i might actually try! as long as im still sober enough to lay on my cheekiest grin with some aplomb Well ok but it didn't work for him! Ewww there's that horrible one about was your daddy an astronaut (stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes etc) *retches*
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Post by Giar on Jan 15, 2007 8:57:17 GMT -1
yeah now THAT even my best cheeky grin couldnt even save
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 15, 2007 8:59:53 GMT -1
yeah now THAT even my best cheeky grin couldnt even save "I've noticed you around... ummm..." <trumpet solo> ;D
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 15, 2007 20:56:17 GMT -1
"If your right leg was christmas and your left leg was easter... would you let me spend some time in between the holidays?"
"Would you like to blow the horn of Gondor?" *make suggestive blowjob actions whilst smiling seductively, and glancing down at your crotch*
Pretend you want to see the make of the top the girl's wearing and then say 'just as I thought, made in heaven.' Now THAT, my friends, is cheese ;D
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