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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jan 14, 2007 19:14:00 GMT -1
This was used on me once. A guy came over and got an ice cube from my drink. He jumped on it until it broke and then said "Now I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Lol nice and smooth up north then
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 14, 2007 19:15:23 GMT -1
"How about you sit on my lap and we discuss the first thing that comes up?" ;d hehe What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and loves blow jobs (point to yourself and say) "Moi."
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 19:17:03 GMT -1
"i know you. Your sister used to walk you down the high street, when you were little, you looked so cute"
- not strictly sure it was a chat up line, but it wasn't the greatest introduction i' ve ever heard
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 19:17:59 GMT -1
;d hehe What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and loves blow jobs (point to yourself and say) "Moi." you stole that off scrubs.... to a degree
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Post by Lollipop on Jan 14, 2007 19:19:25 GMT -1
This was used on me once. A guy came over and got an ice cube from my drink. He jumped on it until it broke and then said "Now I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Lol nice and smooth up north then Oh aye!
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 19:20:47 GMT -1
do texts count? if so?
"hello gorgeous" and ":*"
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 14, 2007 19:21:33 GMT -1
hehe What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and loves blow jobs (point to yourself and say) "Moi." you stole that off scrubs.... to a degree Nah my mate told it to me today, still funny tho. "Out of ten, I'd give you one!"
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jan 14, 2007 19:23:09 GMT -1
Lol nice and smooth up north then Oh aye! Haha! Whatever happened to just normal eye contact and smiles eh! Or just normal chat. Lol i pity whatever guy tries to use a line.
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 19:23:39 GMT -1
there is the old one about "if i re-wrote the alphabet...etc"
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 19:24:35 GMT -1
Oh aye! Haha! Whatever happened to just normal eye contact and smiles eh! Or just normal chat. Lol i pity whatever guy tries to use a line. chatting while drunk is sometimes harder ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 19:25:59 GMT -1
"get your coat luv... you've pulled" - classic
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jan 14, 2007 19:29:21 GMT -1
Oh aye! Haha! Whatever happened to just normal eye contact and smiles eh! Or just normal chat. Lol i pity whatever guy tries to use a line. That has to be the winner every time
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 14, 2007 19:31:15 GMT -1
No this is;
"I might not be Fred Flintstone but i can make your bed-rock."
;D
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Post by fcredblue on Jan 14, 2007 20:17:36 GMT -1
anyone want to hear my top 60 chat up lines? if you are into the fetish of women beating you up then you're gona get some when you us these...
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jan 14, 2007 22:03:19 GMT -1
Haha! Whatever happened to just normal eye contact and smiles eh! Or just normal chat. Lol i pity whatever guy tries to use a line. chatting while drunk is sometimes harder ;D You wanna think about the order in which you go about things then
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 23:27:38 GMT -1
chatting while drunk is sometimes harder ;D You wanna think about the order in which you go about things then booze comes first .... tis more satisifying
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 14, 2007 23:36:57 GMT -1
A mate when I was at Uni used to use this - not dissimilar to Jen's
"478 penguins."
"What?"
"Just trying to break the ice"
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 14, 2007 23:40:33 GMT -1
A mate when I was at Uni used to use this - not dissimilar to Jen's "478 penguins." "What?" "Just trying to break the ice" "icepick?......" nah its too obvious
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Post by Giar on Jan 15, 2007 7:25:53 GMT -1
ive said it before on here but it still cracks me up......... can i smell your pussy? she sais no ahh it must be your feet then
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 15, 2007 7:33:05 GMT -1
can see myself hanging out the back of you, is the funniest one I've used - worked a treat on a girl in Ibiza - think it was more to do with the e's though
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