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Post by Billy on Mar 12, 2007 14:58:21 GMT -1
LMAO!! ;D ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 12, 2007 14:59:08 GMT -1
well she'd stop staring with a fish wrapped round her face
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 12, 2007 16:33:57 GMT -1
OR here's a good one I've actually used, it worked perfectly....... Walk up to her slowly, as she's staring at you. Take your right hand and place it on the top of her head and say, "yep JUST perfect". She'll ask something like, "what are you talking about?" Look her straight in the eye's and say, "I was just making sure." She'll ask something like, "making sure of what exactly?" Take your hand and raise it to her height, look at it and say, "Well You've gotta be this tall to ride this ride." Smile & Walk away!!! HA HA, ok maybe! I like you're nickname by the way Smoothie smootherson is it? I'm calling you that from now on LOL! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 12, 2007 16:35:16 GMT -1
Erm she's a little to old for me and I'm far from interested. Come on man, you gotta hunt Cougars now and then!!! Why hunt the cougars when you can get the pussy cats instead?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 12, 2007 16:36:30 GMT -1
Or just stand up and shout at her "STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!!!!!!!"I've felt like doing that a few times but I don't think it would quite be socially aceptable.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 13, 2007 14:32:39 GMT -1
Hasn't done it today.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 13, 2007 15:59:08 GMT -1
Well if you wrapped a trout round my face I wouldn't look at you.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 13, 2007 16:47:57 GMT -1
You make a very loud point.
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Post by Rulesaints on Mar 13, 2007 16:49:57 GMT -1
Just unzip your flies with no emotion and get back to what you were doing. Twill work
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 13, 2007 16:51:54 GMT -1
I did try slapping the keyboard with my cock, but that just made everybody in the whole office stare at me.
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Post by Rulesaints on Mar 13, 2007 16:53:35 GMT -1
*backs away slowly*
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 13, 2007 16:55:01 GMT -1
;D HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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