Post by thales on Mar 2, 2007 9:04:51 GMT -1
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags
her husband or
boyfriend along shopping
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office
to a customer in
Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of
the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is
considering banning you and your family from shopping
with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months
all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and
watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing
department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if
they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she
could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen
knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if
he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised
the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed
"NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There
is no toilet paper in here."
Yours
sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
her husband or
boyfriend along shopping
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office
to a customer in
Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of
the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is
considering banning you and your family from shopping
with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months
all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and
watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing
department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if
they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she
could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't
you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen
knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if
he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised
the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed
"NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There
is no toilet paper in here."
Yours
sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
