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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 8:39:14 GMT -1
Multas apologias... I have written a nice little poem called "Colin the Educated Cockle", but have gone and left it at home, so will have to post it tonight! Hence my lit-crit buddies, you won't be able to read it until tonight/ the weekend / monday depending on your non-work usage of site... I remember that it started: "Colin the Educated Cockle Sat on Blackpool Beach..."
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 8:49:59 GMT -1
Multas apologias... I have written a nice little poem called "Colin the Educated Cockle", but have gone and left it at home, so will have to post it tonight! Hence my lit-crit buddies, you won't be able to read it until tonight/ the weekend / monday depending on your non-work usage of site... I remember that it started: "Colin the Educated Cockle Sat on Blackpool Beach..." It's not good enough Hudson handing in your homework late. My office in 10 minutes for an old fashioned flogging.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 8:54:22 GMT -1
It's not good enough Hudson handing in your homework late. My office in 10 minutes for an old fashioned flogging. LOL! Some people have to pay good money for that!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 8:56:31 GMT -1
It's not good enough Hudson handing in your homework late. My office in 10 minutes for an old fashioned flogging. LOL! Some people have to pay good money for that! And all you had to do was leave your poetry assignment at home!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 8:57:37 GMT -1
And all you had to do was leave your poetry assignment at home! *moons H*
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 9:03:05 GMT -1
And all you had to do was leave your poetry assignment at home! *moons H* Put it away Jules!!!! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 9:04:42 GMT -1
;D changed your mind about flogging my slightly effeminate ass?!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 9:09:03 GMT -1
;D changed your mind about flogging my slightly effeminate ass?! Effeminate???
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Post by Billy on Jan 12, 2007 9:10:35 GMT -1
hello everyone? SO what's going on then? I Have been scanning the various threads and I have to say I don't really understand any of them Can we talk about something a bit simpler please
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 9:10:48 GMT -1
changed your mind about flogging my slightly effeminate ass?! Effeminate??? <shrugs> yesterday it was all "Jules you're such a woman" My ass does not resemble that of a Spanish waiter, in fairness...
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 12, 2007 9:11:53 GMT -1
hello everyone? SO what's going on then? I Have been scanning the various threads and I have to say I don't really understand any of them Can we talk about something a bit simpler please LUFC?
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 9:12:11 GMT -1
hello everyone? SO what's going on then? I Have been scanning the various threads and I have to say I don't really understand any of them Can we talk about something a bit simpler please Shall I read you an extract from Spot goes to the Shops?
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 9:12:45 GMT -1
Effeminate??? <shrugs> yesterday it was all "Jules you're such a woman" My ass does not resemble that of a Spanish waiter, in fairness... Ooo that one stung you didn't it you big girl's blouse lol
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 12, 2007 9:15:20 GMT -1
Sorry JH; looks like you're the stand-in while JJ's away!
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Post by Billy on Jan 12, 2007 9:17:19 GMT -1
hello everyone? SO what's going on then? I Have been scanning the various threads and I have to say I don't really understand any of them Can we talk about something a bit simpler please Shall I read you an extract from Spot goes to the Shops? yes please!! I like Spot ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 9:18:02 GMT -1
Ooo that one stung you didn't it you big girl's blouse lol Not really. I'm just happy to practise the art of self-deprecation while telling the world more than it wants to know about my ass...! (which you could not describe as two boiled eggs in a handkerchief)
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 12, 2007 9:18:49 GMT -1
(which you could not describe as two boiled eggs in a handkerchief) Two planets colliding in a pair of underpants?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 9:21:20 GMT -1
Two planets colliding in a pair of underpants? Bitch! You've met me, my ass is fine... *Note to self... don't start another conversation like this!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 12, 2007 9:23:22 GMT -1
Only offering helpful suggestions whilst simultaneously quoting Bottom - nothing personal intended, t'was merely an opportunist moment ;D ...you know, several rather lewd remarks came to mind regarding your posterior being fine, but I think we'll save that for another time "Another time, another scene, I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean~"
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 9:24:29 GMT -1
"Another time, another scene, I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean~" Behind his bottom?
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