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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 12:40:07 GMT -1
Here you go ..........
Been spurned again Feeling upset and bemused Cos you thought with a fat girl That you just couldn't lose
You don't see a problem But your mother contends Maybe shouldn't have asked out Every one of her friends
Maybe your hair is the problem Unwashed hanging over one eye A large mop atop your head Full of things that have died
Could be your clothes that's the issue All though I'm you take pains In selecting your emo goth garb That's all covered in curious stains
Pehaps it's just that your face doesn't fit There's no changing that you know 'Cept where a bag to cover a mug That looks like damaged leggo
Money and looks are the winner With women that's the one thing that's sure So why you can't pull, well it's simple It's because you're ugly and poor
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 12:49:03 GMT -1
Is this from A2V's diary: The Teenage Years?
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 12:53:14 GMT -1
Is this from A2V's diary: The Teenage Years? Only the bit about having hair that covered one eye ............. Mrs A2V still laughs when she sees my old passport photo!! The rest of it is more observational and written about the goth/emo kids who hang about in Market Square at the weekends!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 12:54:17 GMT -1
Is this from A2V's diary: The Teenage Years? Only the bit about having hair that covered one eye ............. Mrs A2V still laughs when she sees my old passport photo!! The rest of it is more observational and written about the goth/emo kids who hang about in Market Square at the weekends!! I see you as a Fred Savage, Wonder Years type of character as a teenager.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 13:03:45 GMT -1
Only the bit about having hair that covered one eye ............. Mrs A2V still laughs when she sees my old passport photo!! The rest of it is more observational and written about the goth/emo kids who hang about in Market Square at the weekends!! I see you as a Fred Savage, Wonder Years type of character as a teenager. I am enitrely unsure as to whether this is a good or bad thing!! I don't think I had the quiff for it .......... or nuffink!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 13:10:01 GMT -1
I see you as a Fred Savage, Wonder Years type of character as a teenager. I am enitrely unsure as to whether this is a good or bad thing!! I don't think I had the quiff for it .......... or nuffink!! I imagine that there is a constant narration of your life. When you stop talking a voice from the ether starts narrating your thoughts. ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 13:23:40 GMT -1
I'm bored A2V. Give me a subject and I'll write a sonnet.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 13:25:15 GMT -1
I am enitrely unsure as to whether this is a good or bad thing!! I don't think I had the quiff for it .......... or nuffink!! I imagine that there is a constant narration of your life. When you stop talking a voice from the ether starts narrating your thoughts. ;D You know now you come to mention it, that does happen! Sadly we couldn't afford the guy who did 'The Wonder Years' voice over. So we got Emo Phillips to do it instead!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 13:30:57 GMT -1
I like you to write a sonnet about the things that Mark Lawrenceson loves to do. As I like to think that he cracks a smile from time to time, and is more interesting than he appears. He may possibly be infatuated with Dickie Davies and long for proper British wrestling to return to our screens ............. but I shall leave that up to you!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 13:50:15 GMT -1
Aww that's a nice topic. I shall begin at once!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 14:05:54 GMT -1
He smiles so little, his heart so empty He scorns the scores, the sky, the soul But deep down his feelings are plenty For the love of Dickie Davies and coal
O’ Hansen you mock him for his razor creased slacks his moist patch of quim from his thoughts of Giant Haystacks
But Lawro he smiles at the end of the day Whilst other are snidey and faddy Lawro goes home for his threeway With Dickie and Big Daddy
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 14:15:31 GMT -1
That's so lovely ............. apart from the fat man love overtones, which are disturbing!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 14:20:06 GMT -1
Fat man love in leotards!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 14:25:13 GMT -1
Fat man love in leotards! You didn't have to embelish .............. it was already horrific enough!! Now stop it or I'll shall begin the tale of Bella Embergs lesbian adventures!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 14:27:27 GMT -1
Fat man love in leotards! You didn't have to embelish .............. it was already horrific enough!! Now stop it or I'll shall begin the tale of Bella Embergs lesbian adventures!! With Anne Widdecombe and Michelle Macmanus?
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 14:31:33 GMT -1
You didn't have to embelish .............. it was already horrific enough!! Now stop it or I'll shall begin the tale of Bella Embergs lesbian adventures!! With Anne Widdecombe and Michelle Macmanus? Oh yes and with lard, gravy and the 101 things Jeanette Crankie can do with an aubergine!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 14:34:52 GMT -1
With Anne Widdecombe and Michelle Macmanus? Oh yes and with lard, gravy and the 101 things Jeanette Crankie can do with an aubergine!! Is one of the things fricassee?
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 14:50:53 GMT -1
Oh yes and with lard, gravy and the 101 things Jeanette Crankie can do with an aubergine!! Is one of the things fricassee? It is ............... but you'd be amazed how she generates the heat to do it!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 9, 2007 14:57:59 GMT -1
Is one of the things fricassee? It is ............... but you'd be amazed how she generates the heat to do it!! I imagine she would use flaps to cool herself down.....
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 9, 2007 15:00:16 GMT -1
It is ............... but you'd be amazed how she generates the heat to do it!! I imagine she would use flaps to cool herself down..... It takes 7 litres of WD-40 just to stop the friction causing an explosion!!
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