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Post by Mrs H on Jan 11, 2007 8:58:13 GMT -1
Morning Jules. I'm not down with the rap. Is this what could be described as ill? Don't tell me I have to do another one! If you like Shippers' "Pocket Monkey" this is the same sort of idea... just don't try to imagine me in a reversed baseball cap with a novelty clock on a chain round my neck... I think ill is a compliment Jules! ;D I can see you in Goldie Lookin Chain...
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 9:06:06 GMT -1
I think ill is a compliment Jules! ;D I can see you in Goldie Lookin Chain... Yeah but you ain't "down wiv" it... so... Hmmm. They're a bit chavvy lol... <wrinkles nose slightly> Anyway, I'm impressed with my efforts!!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 11, 2007 9:07:30 GMT -1
I think ill is a compliment Jules! ;D I can see you in Goldie Lookin Chain... Yeah but you ain't "down wiv" it... so... Hmmm. They're a bit chavvy lol... <wrinkles nose slightly> Anyway, I'm impressed with my efforts!!! Perhaps moreso Beastie Boys?
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Post by gt on Jan 11, 2007 9:09:10 GMT -1
Give me another task please someone
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 11, 2007 9:10:50 GMT -1
Write a poem about an ant that yearns to join a circus and perform card tricks
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 9:11:13 GMT -1
Perhaps moreso Beastie Boys? LOL "Yo yo yo it's Ad-Rock and Mr Jules, and we gonna kick it l'il sumthin' like this!" ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 11, 2007 9:12:08 GMT -1
Give me another task please someone What are your feelings on Dairy Lea Lunchables?
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Post by gt on Jan 11, 2007 9:17:07 GMT -1
Cool, I’ll do Neko’s then Mrs H’s, 2 projects to work on
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Post by gt on Jan 11, 2007 9:37:46 GMT -1
Oh it’s a workers life for me In my humdrum ant colony Filled with formic acid Every day I become more placid
But when I dream at nights It’s not of crawling and digging But the glowing big top lights In a giant tent we shall go gigging
Leaping ‘tween the trapeze with ease To get one over on those cocky bees Juggling with my multifarious limbs Indulging all my entertainment whims
The role I most yearn to play Keeps me hoping for a new day I want to be the card wizard Astounding all with my shuffling blizzard
The crowds will flock to see my skills My 10 storey card house when unfurled Will induce great heart straining thrills I’ll get all the beautiful girls in the world To unleash my joker for a round of poker
I am the showman insect And I want, nay demand, respect!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 9:44:00 GMT -1
GT, you are indeed the lyrical gangsta! Exalt when reloaded, like.
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Post by gt on Jan 11, 2007 9:48:00 GMT -1
GT, you are indeed the lyrical gangsta! Exalt when reloaded, like. Many thanks Jules! I must confess I’m struggling with Mrs H’s assignment, I’m not down with kid’s food these days. In my day it was tuna sandwiches, a Marathon bar and a rock bun in a Spiderman lunchbox!
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 11, 2007 9:49:07 GMT -1
GT can you provide the formula for making the perfect cup of tea?
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Post by gt on Jan 11, 2007 9:50:39 GMT -1
GT can you provide the formula for making the perfect cup of tea? Watch this space
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 11, 2007 9:52:46 GMT -1
GT can you provide the formula for making the perfect cup of tea? cup, water, teabag, milk, whiskey. simple!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 11, 2007 9:53:49 GMT -1
Oh it’s a workers life for me In my humdrum ant colony Filled with formic acid Every day I become more placid But when I dream at nights It’s not of crawling and digging But the glowing big top lights In a giant tent we shall go gigging Leaping ‘tween the trapeze with ease To get one over on those cocky bees Juggling with my multifarious limbs Indulging all my entertainment whims The role I most yearn to play Keeps me hoping for a new day I want to be the card wizard Astounding all with my shuffling blizzard The crowds will flock to see my skills My 10 storey card house when unfurled Will induce great heart straining thrills I’ll get all the beautiful girls in the world To unleash my joker for a round of poker I am the showman insect And I want, nay demand, respect! Fan-bloody-tastic! ;D Well worth every exalt it gets - one of which will come from me!
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 11, 2007 9:54:13 GMT -1
GT can you provide the formula for making the perfect cup of tea? cup, water, teabag, milk, whiskey. simple! Exalt! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 11, 2007 9:57:56 GMT -1
GT, bravo. I especially like the last stanza. Now how can I help with your lunchable poem?
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Post by gt on Jan 11, 2007 10:15:04 GMT -1
GT, bravo. I especially like the last stanza. Now how can I help with your lunchable poem? Why thank you, if I perform a reading I was planning on yelling the last two lines in an extrovert manner re: Lunchables I think I know what they are Having remembered from times afar Biscuits cheese and ham in some packing But sadly the portions are somewhat lacking Never mind the average needy infant They wouldn’t feed the proverbial ant!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 10:22:23 GMT -1
GT, bravo. I especially like the last stanza. Now how can I help with your lunchable poem? Why thank you, if I perform a reading I was planning on yelling the last two lines in an extrovert manner re: Lunchables I think I know what they are Having remembered from times afar Biscuits cheese and ham in some packing But sadly the portions are somewhat lacking Never mind the average needy infant They wouldn’t feed the proverbial ant! Exalt delivered as previously promised
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Post by gt on Jan 11, 2007 10:23:48 GMT -1
Ta Jules
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