Sporting Valentines

[Neko Bazu]

Saw this on the BBC, and it seemed like a laugh, so I thought I'd bring it over. Post your Valentine's messages to/from different sports stars here!

Here's my entry - Mike Newell and Amy Rayner exchange their Valentine's cards...

Here are some roses
For you, Amy Rayner
Enough of the proses
Go cook me some dinner

The flowers are sweet
Thank you, Mike Newell
I'm not your slave, though
So here - have some gruel

And here's some from the BBC site:

Mourinho to Abramovich

Roses are red
Violets are not
I'll pick the team
You sail your yacht

Freddie to Ponting

You had a great summer
But we're on the up
You keep the Ashes
We'll have the World Cup

Bet-loser Fergie to Ronaldo

Here's your 400
Just don't start to pack
Cos if you join Barca
I'm having it back

[ITFC Dudette6]

Duncan Fletcher to Monty Panesar

Fletcher is red,
Flintoff is too
"I've made a mistake
We should've played you"

That was a bit rubbish, but it's half term and I don't like to think

[Neko Bazu]

I like it actually! ;D Have an exalt for being the first to make an effort!

[ITFC Dudette6]

neko said:

I like it actually! ;D Have an exalt for being the first to make an effort!

Cheers Neko!