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Post by Neko Bazu on Feb 25, 2008 8:17:05 GMT -1
Post your suggestions for future ventures by corporations, be they good or bad ideas.
Good idea: Nike-brand condoms. "Just do it."
Bad idea: Nike sponsoring Samaritans. "Just do it."
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 25, 2008 8:26:48 GMT -1
If These Companies sold Condoms:
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Abbey National Condoms - Because life's complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real Thing.
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going...
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - No comment required!
Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
BT condoms - Stay in touch!
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile!
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can't stop.
National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
Energizer condoms - It keeps going and going and going...
The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Bounty condoms - A taste of paradise.
Pedigree chum condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
One-2-One condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
Vodafone condoms - How are you?
and last but not least.....
Windows condoms - Plug and Play!
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Post by HURLOCK on Feb 25, 2008 8:28:22 GMT -1
FFS how much Telly do you watch Kev ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 25, 2008 8:31:45 GMT -1
FFS how much Telly do you watch Kev ;D LOL.............a lot of Power Rangers at the mo ;D |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Feb 25, 2008 8:47:56 GMT -1
Someone stole my Nike idea!   Bad idea: Mr Kipling sponsoring any cafe in Holland? "Exceedingly good cakes." |
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