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Post by URRZZZ!!! on Feb 21, 2008 17:08:35 GMT -1
Last night we went out, and in the chippy on the way back it amused us all when our drunk friend who we thought we'd lost walked in with a massive property saying 'TO LET' on it. He's got a collection of cones and roadworks signs in his flat. I was just wondering if anybody here had some classic stories, as I bet somebody has some material that tops my story by a long way and will make us laugh out loud.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Feb 21, 2008 18:10:44 GMT -1
My friend's cousin had an interesting one - you know those temporary bus stops that have the huuuuge concrete base that weigh an arseload, specifically so it can't be stolen, blown over etc? He woke up with one of those in his room - and God knows how he managed it, because he came home alone and couldn't pick it up by himself while sober. On top of that, he has an upstairs bedroom!
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Post by Arnold on Feb 21, 2008 18:20:02 GMT -1
Well I was bought up in this lovely picturesque village in Oxfordshire and we used to play a game on the way home from getting pissed down the river. This was who would turn up at my house (I was lucky enough to have laid back parents) with the most house signs. We then got more pissed in my garage. The loser had to down a can of Tennents Super which is not that bad as it is what we got pissed on anyway ;D Did you know there are on average 23 gulps in a can? Took me months to work that out  |
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Post by Teesside White on Feb 21, 2008 19:34:12 GMT -1
the only thing ive stolen on a pissed night out are beer glasses, cos if i get caught then thats my career down the bog before its even started,
but friends have stolen kiddies see-saw's, slides, 15ft long banners, to-let signs, the sign from the top of a taxi amongst others
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