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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jan 31, 2008 15:04:30 GMT -1
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.' The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box. She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 31, 2008 15:35:52 GMT -1
;D
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Post by officergroyman on Jan 31, 2008 16:57:42 GMT -1
The cool thing is Ed's wife is back on the market!!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jan 31, 2008 17:42:15 GMT -1
sort it out ;D
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