Joke for Laura

[HURLOCK]

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...............

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!

[Mrs H]

I'd have eaten cake in bed ;D

[MRMILLWALL]

;D

[Stan]

mrsh said:

I'd have eaten cake in bed ;D

...but you'd get crumbs everywhere....



mMMMMm nice idea! ;D

[Dr LuKas]

Who's Sara Lee? And who would have GE written on their forehead, what would that mean? I'm sorry I know the joke wasn't for me but it was alright but I reckon it could have been clearer.

[HURLOCK]

lucasledge said:

Who's Sara Lee? And who would have GE written on their forehead, what would that mean? I'm sorry I know the joke wasn't for me but it was alright but I reckon it could have been clearer.

Are you taking up RB's mantle?

[Stan]

lucasledge said:

Who's Sara Lee? And who would have GE written on their forehead, what would that mean? I'm sorry I know the joke wasn't for me but it was alright but I reckon it could have been clearer.

Sara Lee - makes cakes

GE - Electrical (only one of the biggest companies in the world!)

[Dr LuKas]

stan said:

lucasledge said:

Who's Sara Lee? And who would have GE written on their forehead, what would that mean? I'm sorry I know the joke wasn't for me but it was alright but I reckon it could have been clearer.

Sara Lee - makes cakes

GE - Electrical (only one of the biggest companies in the world!)

Well yeah I guessed she did but I've not heard of her.

Never heard of them.

[Dr LuKas]

hurlock said:

lucasledge said:

Who's Sara Lee? And who would have GE written on their forehead, what would that mean? I'm sorry I know the joke wasn't for me but it was alright but I reckon it could have been clearer.

Are you taking up RB's mantle?

;D Funk off! ;D

[officergroyman]

mrsh said:

I'd have eaten cake in bed ;D

I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd have had your mouth on, in bed H !!!

[Stan]

officergroyman said:

mrsh said:

I'd have eaten cake in bed ;D

I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd have had your mouth on, in bed H !!!

Ha! Yeah, I reckon she's had yorkshire pud too!

[officergroyman]

stan said:

officergroyman said:

I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd have had your mouth on, in bed H !!!

Ha! Yeah, I reckon she's had yorkshire pud too!

"yorkshire PUD"

[Dr LuKas]

officergroyman said:

stan said:

Ha! Yeah, I reckon she's had yorkshire pud too!

"yorkshire PUD"

;D HA HA HA HA HA I totally get what OG's laughing at, I'm not sure if anyone else does.


But I'm not sure if OG knows what Yorkshire pud is either, Yorskhire pudding is what stan meant.

Unless he's smarter than I think. ;D

[Stan]

lucasledge said:

officergroyman said:

"yorkshire PUD"

;D HA HA HA HA HA I totally get what OG's laughing at, I'm not sure if anyone else does.


But I'm not sure if OG knows what Yorkshire pud is either, Yorskhire pudding is what stan meant.

Unless he's smarter than I think. ;D

OI! I'll have you know I'm much stupider than I looks!

[Dr LuKas]

Sorry, well you as long as you're at least half a funky as you look then it's all gooood........

[officergroyman]

lucasledge said:

officergroyman said:

"yorkshire PUD"

;D HA HA HA HA HA I totally get what OG's laughing at, I'm not sure if anyone else does.


But I'm not sure if OG knows what Yorkshire pud is either, Yorskhire pudding is what stan meant.

Unless he's smarter than I think. ;D

Yes I do relize what Stan was getting at LL.
SO I guess I AM smarter than you think (nice backwards compliment).
Glad to see you caught the double entendre as well gangster!!! ;D

[Dr LuKas]

Sorry mate I was talking about Stan, I didn't know you had Yorkshire puddings in America.

The compliment is funkatastic, not backwards. ;D

[officergroyman]

lucasledge said:

Sorry mate I was talking about Stan, I didn't know you had Yorkshire puddings in America.

The compliment is funkatastic, not backwards. ;D

LONG LIVE FUNK!!!!





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