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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 8:01:09 GMT -1
Decisions, decisions!!
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Post by Billy on Jan 9, 2008 8:02:30 GMT -1
Morning Trav - sorry to hear you're not feeling well. Where is the "get drunk and hope it numbs the pain" option? ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jan 9, 2008 8:04:28 GMT -1
I vote the fifth one.
Watch Redtube all day whilst choking the chicken silly.
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 8:06:44 GMT -1
Morning Trav - sorry to hear you're not feeling well. Where is the "get drunk and hope it numbs the pain" option? ;D I've got no wine in and the supermarket wasn't open when I called so I had to go to the pharmacy. I'm wondering if the bronchil mixture/Lemsip cocktail might have a similar effect. Can you suggest anything else to complement it? Worcester sauce?
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 9, 2008 8:22:36 GMT -1
I recommend the following cocktail:
2 raw eggs (protein) A freshly-squeezed orange (vitamins) 4 fresh mint leaves (to clear the nose) Bleach (kills germs) Dettol (for a long-lasting antiseptic sheen) Goat poison (for added germ-nuking effect) Cyanthrachernobylofoam (available from all good terrorist outlets) 8oz Plutonium (to clear the sinuses)
Blend it all together until the purple fizzing lumps subside, and consume twice a day ;D
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 8:28:23 GMT -1
I vote the fifth one. Watch Redtube all day whilst choking the chicken silly. Christ Chopper, I don't know how much more fluid I can afford to spare!
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 8:29:22 GMT -1
I recommend the following cocktail: 2 raw eggs (protein) A freshly-squeezed orange (vitamins) 4 fresh mint leaves (to clear the nose) Bleach (kills germs) Dettol (for a long-lasting antiseptic sheen) Goat poison (for added germ-nuking effect) Cyanthrachernobylofoam (available from all good terrorist outlets) 8oz Plutonium (to clear the sinuses) Blend it all together until the purple fizzing lumps subside, and consume twice a day ;D *goes to kitchen* Aww crap, right out of eggs!!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jan 9, 2008 8:31:08 GMT -1
I vote the fifth one. Watch Redtube all day whilst choking the chicken silly. Christ Chopper, I don't know how much more fluid I can afford to spare! It is more pleasurable leaving via the Vas Differens than the hooter.
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 9, 2008 8:35:39 GMT -1
Christ Chopper, I don't know how much more fluid I can afford to spare! It is more pleasurable leaving via the Vas Differens than the hooter. From the shooter not the hooter
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 8:46:20 GMT -1
It is more pleasurable leaving via the Vas Differens than the hooter. From the shooter not the hooter Nice to see the threads are quickly into their stride today!
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Post by C@V on Jan 9, 2008 8:47:44 GMT -1
Get to work you lazy northern ass!
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 8:49:31 GMT -1
Get to work you lazy northern ass! I would given the choice, this is merely a sacrifice I make to protect my colleagues from the horror of this degenerating disease!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Jan 9, 2008 8:51:42 GMT -1
Have you not overdosed on strepsils today? Or are they ineffective against such a rare form of the virus?
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 8:54:07 GMT -1
Have you not overdosed on strepsils today? Or are they ineffective against such a rare form of the virus? This bacteria has morphed and has now developed a resistance to the simple Strepsil, it's thick brown bronchil type liquid and Lemsip Max Strength from hereon in!
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Post by Teesside White on Jan 9, 2008 13:42:08 GMT -1
its gotta be foetal
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Post by ArgyleChick on Jan 9, 2008 18:59:44 GMT -1
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO man flu!!
I wouldn't go with any of the above suggestions - I'd just tuck yourself up in bed and just get on with it!! Men honestly - pathetic!!!
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 19:18:58 GMT -1
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO man flu!! I wouldn't go with any of the above suggestions - I'd just tuck yourself up in bed and just get on with it!! Men honestly - pathetic!!! Bed is for wimps!!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Jan 9, 2008 19:19:39 GMT -1
Seems like you've done the last option most of the day Trav...
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Post by Travis on Jan 9, 2008 19:22:42 GMT -1
Seems like you've done the last option most of the day Trav... What has aroused your suspicions Sherlock??
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 9, 2008 19:23:22 GMT -1
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO man flu!! I wouldn't go with any of the above suggestions - I'd just tuck yourself up in bed and just get on with it!! Men honestly - pathetic!!! I still say my cocktail would've done the job - kill or cure and all that! ;D
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