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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 8, 2008 14:30:53 GMT -1
A man from Liverpool walks into the local Job Centre, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing benefits. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting Salary is £200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Jan 8, 2008 14:49:47 GMT -1
;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 8, 2008 15:01:15 GMT -1
;D
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