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Post by Pete the Wolf on Dec 17, 2007 23:32:46 GMT -1
...take some time to consider these... • 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. • 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in. • 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts • 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. • 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. • British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. • 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. • 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. • A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. • 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. • In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo. And this list is dated 2003, so who knows what it could be now! RULE BRITANNIA! ;D
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