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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 9, 2007 18:32:57 GMT -1
Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."
;D ;D
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Post by GeoFox on Dec 9, 2007 18:39:59 GMT -1
haha ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 9, 2007 21:32:19 GMT -1
I have heard loads of this sort of stuff thro' the RAF but have forgotten most.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 9, 2007 21:36:14 GMT -1
it tickled me ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 9, 2007 21:37:56 GMT -1
Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
;D
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Post by Nik *QPR* on Dec 10, 2007 17:18:33 GMT -1
Being of German heritage, I've always found this one here sooooo funny:
;D ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 10, 2007 17:20:58 GMT -1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 10, 2007 17:23:17 GMT -1
LMAO Nik ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Dec 10, 2007 17:27:52 GMT -1
That one's a classic ;D
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