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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2007 9:49:05 GMT -1
And no, I didn't dare enquire as to how the question came about in the first place. "Does necrophilia count as cheating?" No, there wasn't any context to it. I came up with my answer, anyway - how about you guys?
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 9:54:27 GMT -1
Yes it does. However, you'd probably be disgusted enough either way at the idea of being touched by someone who had shagged a corpse that the miscreant would end up dumped! There might even be a case for calling the Police!
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Post by gt on Nov 21, 2007 9:54:46 GMT -1
It’s certainly a grave misdemeanour
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Nov 21, 2007 9:55:27 GMT -1
It is only cheating if you get caught, which will only happen if some rotten C*** splits on you.
Someone had to say it.
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 9:59:08 GMT -1
LOL at the witty boys!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2007 10:10:06 GMT -1
Very good, both of you ;D My argument was no, since it's an inanimate object, in much the same way as a dildo wouldn't be cheating. It's one thing to screw a person who's reacting and such, but that'd just be shoving bits into (admittedly disgusting) holes, which is again all that sex toys amount to. Agreed, Jules, that it'd certainly be the end of a relationship! Still, at least you're guaranteed a stiffy...
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 10:15:52 GMT -1
My argument was no, since it's an inanimate object, in much the same way as a dildo wouldn't be cheating. It's one thing to screw a person who's reacting and such, but that'd just be shoving bits into (admittedly disgusting) holes, which is again all that sex toys amount to. Agreed, Jules, that it'd certainly be the end of a relationship! Still, at least you're guaranteed a stiffy... It's the fact that it's another person though. It doesn't matter if they're (literally or otherwise) like a lump of meat, I think you'd be equally bothered, and indeed you're not going to ask "did they call your name and ride you like a dew-backed lizard!" Should hope so too...! Yes, it must be easier for women to be necrophiles... I mean, how do you squeeze your way in to something that's "in rigor mortis"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 21, 2007 10:18:26 GMT -1
KY Jelly
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2007 10:20:59 GMT -1
It's the fact that it's another person though. It doesn't matter if they're (literally or otherwise) like a lump of meat, I think you'd be equally bothered, and indeed you're not going to ask "did they call your name and ride you like a dew-backed lizard!" Should hope so too...! Yes, it must be easier for women to be necrophiles... I mean, how do you squeeze your way in to something that's "in rigor mortis" I'd argue that, at least on the cheating aspect of things, they're no different to a blow-up doll. Very different in many other ways, but at least as far as the sex itself goes... Ask Barrymore ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 10:23:08 GMT -1
I'd argue that, at least on the cheating aspect of things, they're no different to a blow-up doll. Very different in many other ways, but at least as far as the sex itself goes... Ask Barrymore ;D But it's a person! Albeit dead... Ewww, and potentially libellous Neko! Kev - KY jelly work on a corpse would it? I'd have thought they'd be too cold and hard... but you must be the expert! ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2007 10:25:38 GMT -1
I'd argue that, at least on the cheating aspect of things, they're no different to a blow-up doll. Very different in many other ways, but at least as far as the sex itself goes... Ask Barrymore ;D But it's a person! Albeit dead... Ewww, and potentially libellous Neko! Kev - KY jelly work on a corpse would it? I'd have thought they'd be too cold and hard... but you must be the expert! ;D And mutton is still a sheep, albeit dead, but we don't order a sheep, we order mutton. Death changes the perspective of stuff! Perhaps it's a bad analogy... I'd like to think they wouldn't be eating the corpse in either sense of the term, but then I guess you never know with these types! ;D I dunno; if you applied a liberal coating of KY to yourself first, wouldn't it do the job just the same?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 21, 2007 10:26:09 GMT -1
I'd argue that, at least on the cheating aspect of things, they're no different to a blow-up doll. Very different in many other ways, but at least as far as the sex itself goes... Ask Barrymore ;D But it's a person! Albeit dead... Ewww, and potentially libellous Neko! Kev - KY jelly work on a corpse would it? I'd have thought they'd be too cold and hard... but you must be the expert! ;D KY jelly will get you into anything
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 10:30:55 GMT -1
And mutton is still a sheep, albeit dead, but we don't order a sheep, we order mutton. Death changes the perspective of stuff! Perhaps it's a bad analogy... I'd like to think they wouldn't be eating the corpse in either sense of the term, but then I guess you never know with these types! ;D I dunno; if you applied a liberal coating of KY to yourself first, wouldn't it do the job just the same? No, this is where your animal rights bollockry comes in my friend! Other animals, sure, chop them up and eat them. Where humans are involved it's a different matter! Oh, and I'm certainly not advocating shagging sheep, dead or otherwise! LOL it's all getting pretty twisted around here! ;D Hmmm...seeing as the only cold hard corpses I've ever seen in reality have been close family members, I really don't want to think about slipping in with a bit of lube!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 21, 2007 10:36:17 GMT -1
Necrophilia
The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 21, 2007 10:42:06 GMT -1
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry. ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 21, 2007 10:42:34 GMT -1
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. ;D
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Post by fcredblue on Nov 21, 2007 10:44:06 GMT -1
maggots on your knob
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 21, 2007 10:44:22 GMT -1
LOL there are some good one liners there Kev! ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 21, 2007 10:46:21 GMT -1
Two men are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle." "What," the other asks. "Green?". "No," says the first. "A bit sour."
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 21, 2007 10:47:53 GMT -1
if it's cheating then so is wanking over porn
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