Post by gt on Nov 20, 2007 12:55:52 GMT -1
Right, Dennis the Menace. I postulate that if he were in fact real he would not be allowed to behave the way he does and would have a string of ASBOs for destroying neighbours flower beds with malevolent abandon, allowing his pet canine ‘Gnasher’ to run around unleashed biting the legs of employees of the Postal Service and chasing cats, and freely using handheld weapons based on primitive projectile based technology. Furthermore, his persistent and often violent harassment of wimp stereotype Walter the Softy would at the very least incur a restraining order in the approximation of 100 metres, thus rendering him incapable of initiating loutish behaviour on a weekly basis.
Desperate Dan would surely be a strain on the NHS with his refusal to deviate from a red bovine meat and pastry based diet, especially given his insistence on devouring said dish in one sitting. This would inevitably cause negative coronary, weight, sex drive and mood issues.
Roger the Dodger’s workshy antics would have rumbled by the state a long time since, especially as he is clearly fit and proper to undertake some form of renumeration based labour. If I was in fact his neighbour I would have rung the benefit fraud hotline a long time since, thus putting paid to his sponging shenanigans.
The Bash Street Kids in all likelihood would have been expelled and transferred to different schools for their persistently disruptive behaviour in both classroom and playground with no apparent signs of remorse.
Desperate Dan would surely be a strain on the NHS with his refusal to deviate from a red bovine meat and pastry based diet, especially given his insistence on devouring said dish in one sitting. This would inevitably cause negative coronary, weight, sex drive and mood issues.
Roger the Dodger’s workshy antics would have rumbled by the state a long time since, especially as he is clearly fit and proper to undertake some form of renumeration based labour. If I was in fact his neighbour I would have rung the benefit fraud hotline a long time since, thus putting paid to his sponging shenanigans.
The Bash Street Kids in all likelihood would have been expelled and transferred to different schools for their persistently disruptive behaviour in both classroom and playground with no apparent signs of remorse.
