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Post by Arnold on Nov 20, 2007 11:50:07 GMT -1
I got me a great idea for a wacky religious cult. Some man is born to a woman that has never actually had sex and then he can preach a load of stuff and then get hung by some bad dudes and then be put in a cave with a big rock covering the door but then come to life and escape to rise again and save our souls!
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 20, 2007 11:54:01 GMT -1
I got me a great idea for a wacky religious cult. Some man is born to a woman that has never actually had sex and then he can preach a load of stuff and then get hung by some bad dudes and then be put in a cave with a big rock covering the door but then come to life and escape to rise again and save our souls! PMSL mate ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 20, 2007 11:54:26 GMT -1
I got me a great idea for a wacky religious cult. Some man is born to a woman that has never actually had sex and then he can preach a load of stuff and then get hung by some bad dudes and then be put in a cave with a big rock covering the door but then come to life and escape to rise again and save our souls! Nah, Monty Python have already done that one. Personally, I thought Mel Gibson's remake was a pretty poor effort - no chuckles at all!
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Post by Arnold on Nov 20, 2007 11:59:24 GMT -1
Those funny bastards stole my idea
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 20, 2007 12:04:26 GMT -1
Life of Brian was far too realistic - the fella just hung there waiting for death! I was disappointed!
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 20, 2007 12:14:10 GMT -1
Jules you told us it was your ultimate fantasy to be Crucified
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 20, 2007 12:18:11 GMT -1
Jules you told us it was your ultimate fantasy to be Crucified LOL no, you misheard! "It's my daily experience on 606 to be crucified!"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 20, 2007 12:26:52 GMT -1
I got me a great idea for a wacky religious cult. Some man is born to a woman that has never actually had sex and then he can preach a load of stuff and then get hung by some bad dudes and then be put in a cave with a big rock covering the door but then come to life and escape to rise again and save our souls! thats just bollox, who in their right mind would believe that ;D
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Post by Arnold on Nov 20, 2007 13:26:50 GMT -1
I got me a great idea for a wacky religious cult. Some man is born to a woman that has never actually had sex and then he can preach a load of stuff and then get hung by some bad dudes and then be put in a cave with a big rock covering the door but then come to life and escape to rise again and save our souls! thats just bollox, who in their right mind would believe that ;D I reckon you could write a couple of books, build a few impressive buildings, make Sunday into a day of worship and fleece billions out the weak minded!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 20, 2007 13:32:49 GMT -1
thats just bollox, who in their right mind would believe that ;D I reckon you could write a couple of books, build a few impressive buildings, make Sunday into a day of worship and fleece billions out the weak minded! you maybe onto something here Arnie ;D i'll make a few little trinkets they can wear round their necks
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Post by T C on Nov 20, 2007 13:36:56 GMT -1
Religion is a very personal tenet...you should avoid the wrath of god. Please close this thread soonest....remember what happened to Dave Allen when he fell out with the Catholic Church
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 20, 2007 13:38:16 GMT -1
God............pah!!
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Post by T C on Nov 20, 2007 13:40:47 GMT -1
Lets see who you turn to when you get really desperate
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 20, 2007 13:41:00 GMT -1
I got me a great idea for a wacky religious cult. Some man is born to a woman that has never actually had sex and then he can preach a load of stuff and then get hung by some bad dudes and then be put in a cave with a big rock covering the door but then come to life and escape to rise again and save our souls! Sounds like you are on to a winner threre mate. But i think you are short of some nasty place to be sent to if you don't follow suit. Should bring in the flock.
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Post by Arnold on Nov 20, 2007 13:42:21 GMT -1
Religion is a very personal tenet...you should avoid the wrath of god. Please close this thread soonest....remember what happened to Dave Allen when he fell out with the Catholic Church I would rather avoid the wrath of a meteroite but that is infortunately unavoidable and very overdue when you examine the earths history ;D
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Post by T C on Nov 20, 2007 13:42:53 GMT -1
Two things you should never mess with... A man's wife and his religion
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 20, 2007 13:43:10 GMT -1
Lets see who you turn to when you get really desperate I ve already been there m8, and this so called God was no Fucking help
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 20, 2007 13:44:07 GMT -1
Religion is a very personal tenet...you should avoid the wrath of god. Please close this thread soonest....remember what happened to Dave Allen when he fell out with the Catholic Church I just tried looking Dave Allen up on wikipedia, and it came up with about 30 matches on the 'disambiguation' page... Which one d'ya mean?
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Post by T C on Nov 20, 2007 13:44:18 GMT -1
Lets see who you turn to when you get really desperate I ve already been there m8, and this so called God was no Fucking help The Lord works in mysterious ways m8
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 20, 2007 13:45:19 GMT -1
Lets see who you turn to when you get really desperate That's the point isn't it? Crutch for living, it'd be nice to believe it all but it stretches credulity and blind faith WAY beyond breaking point
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