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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 15:13:57 GMT -1
I know it's strange, but is trying to have sex with a bike illegal? Does it have feelings now? Sottish law is odd, he was doing this in his own room. Which his landlord entered.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 15, 2007 15:16:56 GMT -1
I know it's strange, but is trying to have sex with a bike illegal? Does it have feelings now? Sottish law is odd, he was doing this in his own room. Which his landlord entered. The landlord was in on it too??!!
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 15:18:08 GMT -1
Sottish law is odd, he was doing this in his own room. Which his landlord entered. The landlord was in on it too??!! Cyclophiliac voyeurism! Bad shit!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 15, 2007 15:21:52 GMT -1
They are too pissed to tell the difference and Scottish women are too ugly to be told apart from a rusty bike.
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 15:23:18 GMT -1
Sottish law is odd, he was doing this in his own room. Which his landlord entered. The landlord was in on it too??!! I read that they entered his room using a master key to find him pulling his pudding!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 15, 2007 15:25:18 GMT -1
The landlord was in on it too??!! I read that they entered his room using a master key to find him pulling his pudding! Was wondering what the landlord had entered mate.
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 15:31:29 GMT -1
I read that they entered his room using a master key to find him pulling his pudding! Was wondering what the landlord had entered mate. Joking aside he's been put on the sex offenders list for wanking in his own room, bit harsh
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 15:36:04 GMT -1
Joking aside he's been put on the sex offenders list for wanking in his own room, bit harsh Now now Hurls, you missed out the important bit - OVER A BIKE! The man isn't right, he must be punished!
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 15:37:13 GMT -1
Joking aside he's been put on the sex offenders list for wanking in his own room, bit harsh Now now Hurls, you missed out the important bit - OVER A BIKE! The man isn't right, he must be punished! is he another virgin do you think?
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 15:41:23 GMT -1
is he another virgin do you think? Mate, in even my most frustrated mid-teenage moments I didn't think the solution to my problems was non-human congress lol! So I'd like to think it's not his virginity that's the issue! Still, there might be someone here you could ask...!
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 15:44:06 GMT -1
Mate, in even my most frustrated mid-teenage moments I didn't think the solution to my problems was non-human congress lol! So I'd like to think it's not his virginity that's the issue! Still, there might be someone here you could ask...! you mean the black country boy?
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Post by officergroyman on Nov 15, 2007 15:46:46 GMT -1
................. or was that what he was thinking his bike was doing
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 15:47:19 GMT -1
you mean the black country boy? I couldn't possibly comment! Let's just say "kiss my irish" ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 15:49:57 GMT -1
I couldn't possibly comment! Let's just say "kiss my irish" ;D you mean POG mo thoin
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Post by PureOldGold on Nov 15, 2007 15:55:59 GMT -1
Google Images: first results on Hurlock Search Nice
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 15, 2007 16:09:12 GMT -1
Google Images: first results on Hurlock Search Nice That is Anita Dobson i am sure.
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 16:14:18 GMT -1
Google Images: first results on Hurlock Search Nice See you're learning, banter - bring it on I like Terry for his grit and determination. An integral part of MM millwall side btw.
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Post by officergroyman on Nov 15, 2007 16:54:37 GMT -1
I like Terry for his grit and determination. An integral part of MM millwall side btw. Really ...he definately was a goal scoring machine!!!
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