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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 13, 2007 11:05:55 GMT -1
...what might they write about you? Here's my entry ;D
Species: Neko Sub-species: Bazu Gender: Male?
The 'Neko Bazu' is a creature that little is presently known about. Initial investigations have revealed it to largely be a pack animal (though it can roam alone if need be) and its natural habitat is in Bedr Oom, though it can also be found at Wor'k and Par Tying. It appears to not be a fussy eater, and has an almost chameleon-like ability to change its appearance when desired. Because of this, it is very hard to find the creature in the wild.
It does not appear to be disturbed by noise; indeed, it seems to be indifferent to loud and quiet settings. It also has an almost unprecedented ability to - as Dr Pamu worded it in his thesis, 'Neko on a couch' - "keep damn well going," apparently equipped with large adrenaline and endorphine reserves, as well as a naturally bouncy temperament. It has been noted at times that it has a fierce loyalty to other members of its pack; a loyalty that at times can prove dangerous if the Neko Bazu is provoked, though it is worth recording that the Bazu is generally a placid creature that will avoid confrontation where possible.
Other information is hard to come by; therefore Neko Bazu Inc, under jurisdiction of the R.Y.O.U. pact, are continuing their research and recording their findings in this journal. Exactly what we may encounter is presently anyone's guess...
Disclaimer: Neko Bazu Inc. does not provide safety equipment. Assembly instructions not included. Highly toxic. Slippery when wet.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 13, 2007 12:28:09 GMT -1
Oh yeah, sure, I go to the effort of trying to make a fun thread, and not even one bloody comment! Not even so much as a half-arsed chuckle! Screw all of you and the horses you rode in on!
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 13, 2007 12:31:43 GMT -1
I thought it was really good Neko! Just didn't know what to say...
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 13, 2007 12:33:29 GMT -1
I thought it was really good Neko! Just didn't know what to say... put your tongue away
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 13, 2007 12:35:17 GMT -1
I thought it was really good Neko! Just didn't know what to say... put your tongue away The lad needs a fillip! ;D *Not a filling!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 13, 2007 12:36:12 GMT -1
he should go the dentist then ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 13, 2007 12:49:22 GMT -1
At least it has some replies now, even if they are pretty much totally unrelated ;D
My work here is done!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 13, 2007 12:56:46 GMT -1
You're asking me to fornicate with a horse?
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 13, 2007 12:57:41 GMT -1
You're asking me to fornicate with a horse? If it floats your boat, you may
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 13, 2007 12:59:59 GMT -1
Erm...... I'll pass, not awfully in the mood.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 13, 2007 13:02:25 GMT -1
Fair enough then! So tell me, were the Funkzilla to have been discovered today, what might they write about it?
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 13, 2007 13:04:29 GMT -1
I thought i was a new species unknown to man until 1970.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 13, 2007 13:05:22 GMT -1
Fair enough then! So tell me, were the Funkzilla to have been discovered today, what might they write about it? A word of warning. Don't turn your booty on it.
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Post by gt on Nov 13, 2007 13:05:59 GMT -1
Tommus Erraticus
Primarily spotted in the North East of the Country, after migrating from the East Midlands greenbelt in the summer, the Tommus Erraticus is a species of many facets; it’s mood often said to be determined ‘on the roll of a dice’ (David Bellamy, 2007).
The most commonly found member of the species, the Tommus Dressedinblackus is known to many, defined by a black, pinstriped exterior often punctuated by splashes of either red or white. A shy retiring creature during the week, he can often be found furthering his extensive knowledge of action films and comedies in dimly lit sleeping quarters before ‘bedding down’ until sunrise. Occasionally, if his mind becomes saturated with too much action filmage the TD can be spotted pounding the streets in an attempt to be more like Sylvester Stallone before stopping, wishing he hadn’t had that glass of egg yolks and vomiting. Often a hard worker during the day, the TD is capable of distraction by so called cyber acquaintances, and is even more prone to daydreaming.
Relationship wise, the TD has a tendency to attempt mating rituals with far prettier creatures, with only a sporadic success rate. An unusual physical characteristic is that his heart is actually bigger than his brain, which has led to many an unwanted problem for this specimen. At the moment, things look promising on this front though.
At the weekend, the social side of this creature’s personality swings to the fore and he can be found in any number of inner city environments imbibing harsh intoxicants while emitting the battle cry ‘You Redssssssssss’ in front of TV monitors before lurching around ‘dancefloors’ flailing his arms around like a fucked windmill.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 13, 2007 13:58:35 GMT -1
That's the stuff! ;D Have an exalt, good sir!
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