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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 9:54:06 GMT -1
Morning all
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 9:59:13 GMT -1
I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's son I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 12, 2007 10:00:06 GMT -1
Oooo you mentioned shoes ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 10:02:30 GMT -1
One way to get the women posting, I suppose Morning Aitchy!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 12, 2007 10:04:01 GMT -1
Morning Nekoson.
What's happening in Nekoland then?
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Post by unkownperson on Nov 12, 2007 10:12:26 GMT -1
Dear god help us its attack of the shoes
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 10:19:31 GMT -1
I've been contemplating the sheer stupidity of certain people, and their inability to relay instructions accurately.
Like people who, when giving instructions for making a hood (part of my current cosplay project), indicate that you should stitch up the, "long straight side." That'd be the side your face is supposed to be...
That said, I can think of certain people who could do with that!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 10:24:35 GMT -1
I'm bored and in need of a challenge - someone name me a song (one at a time please!) and I'll try to nekofy the lyrics. For instance, 'Yesterday' by the Beatles:
Yesterday, oh my neko seemed so far away
I'll have a crack at doing the entire thing, mind *awaits a real bastardly choice* ;D
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Post by gt on Nov 12, 2007 10:25:23 GMT -1
It’s bloody cold today but I heard it was minus 26 in Derby so it could be worse
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 12, 2007 10:30:38 GMT -1
I'm bored and in need of a challenge - someone name me a song (one at a time please!) and I'll try to nekofy the lyrics. For instance, 'Yesterday' by the Beatles: Yesterday, oh my neko seemed so far awayI'll have a crack at doing the entire thing, mind *awaits a real bastardly choice* ;D Kylie - Better the Devil you know! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 12, 2007 10:30:55 GMT -1
It’s bloody cold today but I heard it was minus 26 in Derby so it could be worse ;D
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Post by CarrowGirl on Nov 12, 2007 10:30:59 GMT -1
Morning all
It is cold
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 10:32:00 GMT -1
I'm bored and in need of a challenge - someone name me a song (one at a time please!) and I'll try to nekofy the lyrics. For instance, 'Yesterday' by the Beatles: Yesterday, oh my neko seemed so far awayI'll have a crack at doing the entire thing, mind *awaits a real bastardly choice* ;D Kylie - Better the Devil you know! ;D Don't even know the song, so I have no idea how the lyrical beat goes - fantastic! ;D I'll have a toilet break, look the lyrics up, and get cracking!
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Post by unkownperson on Nov 12, 2007 10:45:04 GMT -1
Morning CG!
Neko a song for ya... Slipknot - Dualality
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 10:54:42 GMT -1
Morning CG! Neko a song for ya... Slipknot - Dualality Second on the list ;D Had a brief flash of inspiration whilst on my way to the toilet, actually - see if you can guess what the original song was (I'll have to see if I can build it up to an epic adventure later~) There's a neko who's sure All that's furry can be clawed And he's seeking the scratch-post from heaven(Had to lever in an extra syllable, but it still flows smoothly
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Post by unkownperson on Nov 12, 2007 10:56:48 GMT -1
Morning CG! Neko a song for ya... Slipknot - Dualality Second on the list ;D Had a brief flash of inspiration whilst on my way to the toilet, actually - see if you can guess what the original song was (I'll have to see if I can build it up to an epic adventure later~) There's a neko who's sure All that's furry can be clawed And he's seeking the scratch-post from heaven(Had to lever in an extra syllable, but it still flows smoothly PMSL! 3rd for ya... Papa Roach - Angels and Incects and Exalt bud
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 11:01:07 GMT -1
I think I actually did Angels and Insects years back - can't remember it though, so that'll be an interesting one! Thanks for the exalt
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 11:05:51 GMT -1
And Kylie is done! Not too many lyrics that actually needed changing, but you'd never think it ;D Better the neko you know Better the neko you know Woah~ Better the neko you know Better the neko you know Woah woah woah
Say you will feed me some more And I'll come back again No more excuses, no no 'Cause I've heard them all before And I'll head out the door
CHORUS: I'll forgive and forget If you say you'll feed me so 'Cause it's true what they say It's better the neko you know
Woah woah woah As a pet, I'm not perfect I know I think I know the score If you say you'll fuss me, oh lord I can't ask for more I'll come if you should call
CHORUS
I'll be here every day Waiting for the food to show Yes it's true what they say It's better the neko you know
Woah woah woah I'll give you a scratch I'll give you a scratch again But then I'll come back But then I'll come back again
Say you will feed me some more And I'll come back again No more excuses, no no 'Cause I've heard them all before And I'll head out the door
CHORUS
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 11:09:11 GMT -1
Oh yeah, Duality is definitely the bastardly one that I feared - for the benefit of those that don't know it:
I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited as my time's elapsed Now, All I do is live with so much fate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 12, 2007 11:26:58 GMT -1
Done it! Duality definitely doesn't lend itself to nekofying, but it's done ;D I even managed to keep it on a relatively similar angst level - albeit from a cat's perspective. Behold the chilling tale of a hungry cat abusing his owner's couch and hiding away from him! ;D
[N.B. 'Nyah' is the Japanese equivalent of 'Meow']
I sink my claws into the couch side It's the only entertainment I can make But it's made of all the things my claws just rape Jesus, it can't resist, I work my way inside If hunger goes on... Nyaaaaaaah!
I have scratched until the couch collapsed I've hid until your mood's elapsed Now, all I do is live with this empty plate I've wished for this, I've wished for that Why won't you feed your little cat? I don't think I deserve this empty plate I wanna play when I wanna play And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy my toys I guess I'll save the best for last Wind up the mouse so it runs fast It's your fault, you didn't buy me new toys
I sink my claws into the couch side It's the only entertainment I can make If hunger goes on I'm just gonna break it!
Feed me the whole chicken Or separate the skin from bone Leave me all the pieces Then you can leave me alone Tell me that the fussing is better than the feast But I found out the hard way Nothing can beat the meat
I sink my claws into the couch side It's the only entertainment I can make But it's made of all the things my claws just rape Jesus, it can't resist, I work my way inside If hunger goes on I'm just gonna break it!
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