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Post by Giar on Jan 11, 2007 10:11:17 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 10:11:50 GMT -1
I know!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 11, 2007 10:12:24 GMT -1
GIAR, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself!
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 11, 2007 10:13:28 GMT -1
Hard in his hand
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 11, 2007 10:14:56 GMT -1
Hard in his hand *watches his in-brain censor stomp all over that mental image before it even forms* Phew
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 10:16:58 GMT -1
Hard in his hand *watches his in-brain censor stomp all over that mental image before it even forms* Phew My censor has performed a significant malfunction. "Mommy, is that man hurting himself?!"
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 11, 2007 10:20:09 GMT -1
A young boy and his mum are out walking through town, when the boy sees two bow-legged men walking down the street.
"Mummy, why are their legs like that?" he asks.
The mother is horrified, and take the boy straight home. "Don't be so rude!" she scolds him, before lecturing him on good manners and etiquette.
As a punishment, she decides to make him read some Shakespeare plays, in the hope that it might inspire his child's mind.
Next week, the same boy and his mother are walking through town, when he spots the same men. Feeling curiosity overcome him again, he tugs lightly on his mother's sleeve, and asks:
"Oh mother, what manner of men are these, that carry their balls in parentheses?"
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 11, 2007 10:21:21 GMT -1
Ricketts?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 10:21:54 GMT -1
ROFLMAO! ;D
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Post by JJ on Jan 11, 2007 10:23:01 GMT -1
Joining Preston by all accounts
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 11, 2007 10:25:19 GMT -1
Joining Preston by all accounts As we say 'oop north' can't stop a pig in a ginnel
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Post by Giar on Jan 11, 2007 10:29:22 GMT -1
*watches his in-brain censor stomp all over that mental image before it even forms* Phew My censor has performed a significant malfunction. "Mommy, is that man hurting himself?!" WTF guys? and there i was thinking im twisted
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 10:34:59 GMT -1
WTF guys? and there i was thinking im twisted I just take perverse pleasure in people on here calling me twisted and wrong. Not really.
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 11, 2007 10:36:41 GMT -1
WTF guys? and there i was thinking im twisted I just take perverse pleasure in people on here calling me twisted and wrong. Not really. that's just twisted and wrong. happy now?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 11, 2007 10:37:55 GMT -1
that's just twisted and wrong. happy now? well...!
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