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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:38:06 GMT -1
Aww Neko, you child! ;D Tis vaguely charming though, seeing you both, full of the joys of spring! *fuse fails to light. Jules makes Morton eat firework!* ;D *jules dies by accidently being repeatedly hit round the head with a thick-end of a pool cue...... *
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:39:11 GMT -1
I'M NOT ALBANIAN!!! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!! GOD DAMMIT! .... i'm not wrestling you! You just admitted you're Albanian ;D typo i meant to put that you a ho!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:39:34 GMT -1
Neko I just don't get it!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:40:50 GMT -1
You just admitted you're Albanian ;D typo i meant to put that you a ho! Ho *chance would be a fine thing* *fetches bubble wrap and Ker Plunk sticks*
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:41:00 GMT -1
Neko I just don't get it! *boom* *tisch* ...... i'm not even putting in a joke there, its too easy!
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 8, 2007 9:41:01 GMT -1
Lol my mates tend to be very strange in hotels as well. We went to Nottingham a couple of years ago for a 30th and stayed at the Jurys. When we got back in the wee small hours one of our friends did the not uncommon thing of getting up to go to the toilet but going out of the hotel door instead of the bathroom. He tried knocking on the door but his girlfriend was passed out and couldn't hear him. So now he starts wandering the corridors. Security picks him up in the lobby and takes him back to his room. This story would be boring if it wasn't for the fact that Tim had forgotten to take some underwear with him to Nottingham and had bought some there. Being the cheapskate he is he bought the cheapest ones he could find. When the security guards found him he was sporting a pair the said "World's Best Dad" on them! You have just reminded me of something similar that I did, was on a works do about 5 years ago, and ended up getting a hotel room on account of my pissed state (with my PA) woke up in the middle of the night with a splitting headache - so I thought I'd go down to reception to get some neurofen or the likes. I'm half awake, and a bit lost. And take an exit door which I think will take me downstairs. No it was a fire exit and brought me out into Woking shopping centre! Panic sets in as I can't get back in the hotel, and I'm just in my boxers. I eventually found my way out of the centre and had to run up the high street back to the hotel. CCTV is everywhere! The concierge was pissing himself with laughter and gave me some headache pills for nowt ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 8, 2007 9:41:07 GMT -1
Even more childish, I won that battle, and we later resumed it in the hotel room - it's currently in her possession, and I'm planning to steal it back again when I next visit her! ;D God knows what the 'normal' people staying at the hotel thought of that though! That's very sweet, although my sick and jaded mind boggles at the same time about the two of you wrestling around "in private" Damn our collective lost innocence! Tell us about the bead... is it a thing of beauty? Or is it just the principle?! Ha, they were probably already concerned that people in cat-like attire were sitting in the lobby, long before the playfighting!
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:42:21 GMT -1
typo i meant to put that you a ho! Ho *chance would be a fine thing* *fetches bubble wrap and Ker Plunk sticks* .... don't let jules read that you're obsessed!
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Post by gt on Nov 8, 2007 9:42:25 GMT -1
Me and the lads were in Edinburgh a year ago this weekend, we got one big room as it was cheaper. James decided he wanted to stay out but John and I went back about 11. Sometime around 4 there was a horrible crash at the door followed by gibbering that sounded like something from Middle Earth. Followed by the sound of crisps being devoured, followed by 5 hours of snoring that sounded like a backfiring bus exhaust.
I was nearest to the toilet and was rudely awoken by the sound of James regretting the previous night’s excess before he crawled back into bed. I got up to find the (communal) sink filled with red sick. And I did indeed see red. Tired and hungover he said just to leave it for the room staff at which point I marched over to the tea set, handed him a modestly sized cup, pointed first at the sink then the toilet and told him to get decanting. We then made him walk up Arthur’s Seat without soup, or a rest by way of penance.
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 8, 2007 9:44:05 GMT -1
*jules dies by accidently being repeatedly hit round the head with a thick-end of a pool cue...... * *Jules' ghost chases Morton into the path of an oncoming bus, steam-roller, marching band and herd of circus elephants!*
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:45:36 GMT -1
*jules dies by accidently being repeatedly hit round the head with a thick-end of a pool cue...... * *Jules' ghost chases Morton into the path of an oncoming bus, steam-roller, marching band and herd of circus elephants!* i'm fine....... sometimes its good to be a ferret
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 8, 2007 9:46:34 GMT -1
Ho *chance would be a fine thing* .... don't let jules read that you're such a bastard, Morton!
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:48:09 GMT -1
you're such a bastard, Morton! that i am, jules, that i am.....
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 8, 2007 9:50:20 GMT -1
i'm fine....... sometimes its good to be a ferret Not so much when you're a 6ft long ferret! *Jules' ghost picks up a flame-thrower and barbecues Morton!*
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 8, 2007 9:50:36 GMT -1
Neko I just don't get it! Not a lot to get - we were in a hyperactive, giggly sort of mood, and I found something shiny that we both decided we wanted!
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Post by kinghornet on Nov 8, 2007 9:50:46 GMT -1
morning everyone i feel like shite today... went out last night - chundered in club toilets, i didnt think i was that drunk but obvioulsy i was... and i went to a lecture at 9am that was really pointless - just gcse statistics not in a good mood
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:52:03 GMT -1
i'm fine....... sometimes its good to be a ferret Not so much when you're a 6ft long ferret! *Jules' ghost picks up a flame-thrower and barbecues Morton!* tis but a graze....
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:52:34 GMT -1
morning everyone i feel like shite today... went out last night - chundered in club toilets, i didnt think i was that drunk but obvioulsy i was... and i went to a lecture at 9am that was really pointless - just gcse statistics not in a good mood don't drink pints in clubs *stats the obvious*
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 8, 2007 9:53:08 GMT -1
Even more childish, I won that battle, and we later resumed it in the hotel room - it's currently in her possession, and I'm planning to steal it back again when I next visit her! ;D God knows what the 'normal' people staying at the hotel thought of that though! That's very sweet, although my sick and jaded mind boggles at the same time about the two of you wrestling around "in private" Damn our collective lost innocence! Tell us about the bead... is it a thing of beauty? Or is it just the principle?! Ha, they were probably already concerned that people in cat-like attire were sitting in the lobby, long before the playfighting! Let me reassure you, then, that the naughtiest it got was when she assumed I'd put it in my pocket (And to further help; that was my right pocket, and I was dressed to the left ) A bit of column A, a bit of column B - the point was it was shiny. It was My Shiny, in fact, and she stole it It was practically my duty to retrieve it! Ah, fair point! ;D
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Post by kinghornet on Nov 8, 2007 9:53:47 GMT -1
morning everyone i feel like shite today... went out last night - chundered in club toilets, i didnt think i was that drunk but obvioulsy i was... and i went to a lecture at 9am that was really pointless - just gcse statistics not in a good mood don't drink pints in clubs *stats the obvious* wasnt drinking pints in the club... it was the shots that sent me over the edge...
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