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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:17:54 GMT -1
*crumples in foetal position on floor* *kicks*
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 8, 2007 9:19:28 GMT -1
Not really, got a close family member in hospital and it’s not looking good. Just a bit sick of things happening to people I care about but that’s life I guess. At least my better half is back from her travels today Sorry to hear that mate, all the best
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 8, 2007 9:20:24 GMT -1
Morton! Where the hell have you been, you degenerate?! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:20:49 GMT -1
Then I'd tell you funny jokes, and reinact the drinking scene in withnail and I Me and my mates did that in Durham last year, we got drunk at lunchtime and moved on from two pubs so we went in the lobby of a posh hotel and asked ‘Alright here?’ while sitting down next to some elderly couples. The girl was like ‘No, not really’, but we ordered drinks anyway. James went to the toilet and got lost on the third floor, he was spotted on CCTV. We then very loudly talked about how dead the place was. They rang us a taxi. Lol my mates tend to be very strange in hotels as well. We went to Nottingham a couple of years ago for a 30th and stayed at the Jurys. When we got back in the wee small hours one of our friends did the not uncommon thing of getting up to go to the toilet but going out of the hotel door instead of the bathroom. He tried knocking on the door but his girlfriend was passed out and couldn't hear him. So now he starts wandering the corridors. Security picks him up in the lobby and takes him back to his room. This story would be boring if it wasn't for the fact that Tim had forgotten to take some underwear with him to Nottingham and had bought some there. Being the cheapskate he is he bought the cheapest ones he could find. When the security guards found him he was sporting a pair the said "World's Best Dad" on them!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:21:24 GMT -1
*crumples in foetal position on floor* *kicks* *punches up in region where Morton's balls should be*
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 8, 2007 9:21:31 GMT -1
he's been looking at porn, as it's not allowed on here!
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:22:02 GMT -1
Morton! Where the hell have you been, you degenerate?! ;D *shrugs*
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:22:28 GMT -1
*punches up in region where Morton's balls should be* thats just rude!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:23:13 GMT -1
*punches up in region where Morton's balls should be* thats just rude! Well don't kick me then!
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:24:47 GMT -1
but you were down...... what else was i supposed to do?
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:26:00 GMT -1
but you were down...... what else was i supposed to do? Tell me what a fantastic job Bryan Robson is doing....it would have made me laugh!
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 8, 2007 9:27:21 GMT -1
Where the hell have you been, you degenerate?! ;D *shrugs* Jeez, put some effort into your posts why don't you?! WE need entertainment! Dance, ferret boy! Dance! *throws firecrackers under Morton's feet*
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 8, 2007 9:28:15 GMT -1
Weird behaviour in hotels... YCon 2007, Neko Bazu and Shini, in the lobby of the Marriott San Mateo. Both individuals had pulled an all-nighter, and were sleep-deprived, happy, giggly, loaded on caffiene, and bored waiting for someone. It started with a poking war, and then Bazu found a shiny bead on the floor. Upon picking it up triumphantly, it was cruelly snatched from him by Shini. The following ensued:
That continued for about five minutes straight...
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:28:20 GMT -1
but you were down...... what else was i supposed to do? Tell me what a fantastic job Bryan Robson is doing....it would have made me laugh! you're a very rude person! *kicks harder*
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:29:12 GMT -1
Jeez, put some effort into your posts why don't you?! WE need entertainment! Dance, ferret boy! Dance! *throws firecrackers under Morton's feet* Lestoh? *aims firework at jules*
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:32:11 GMT -1
Tell me what a fantastic job Bryan Robson is doing....it would have made me laugh! you're a very rude person! *kicks harder* Only to you Albanian.... *holds his leg as he kicks and pulls him over*
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 8, 2007 9:34:19 GMT -1
Aww Neko, you child! ;D Tis vaguely charming though, seeing you both, full of the joys of spring! *fuse fails to light. Jules makes Morton eat firework!* ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 8, 2007 9:35:55 GMT -1
you're a very rude person! *kicks harder* Only to you Albanian.... *holds his leg as he kicks and pulls him over* I'M NOT ALBANIAN!!! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!! GOD DAMMIT! .... i'm not wrestling you!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 8, 2007 9:36:54 GMT -1
Aww Neko, you child! ;D Tis vaguely charming though, seeing you both, full of the joys of spring! *fuse fails to light. Jules makes Morton eat firework!* ;D Even more childish, I won that battle, and we later resumed it in the hotel room - it's currently in her possession, and I'm planning to steal it back again when I next visit her! ;D God knows what the 'normal' people staying at the hotel thought of that though!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 8, 2007 9:37:25 GMT -1
Only to you Albanian.... *holds his leg as he kicks and pulls him over* I'M ALBANIAN!!! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!! GOD DAMMIT! .... i'm not wrestling you! You just admitted you're Albanian ;D
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