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Post by gt on Nov 6, 2007 13:06:24 GMT -1
As for that Little Bo Peep, what a silly bitch – how can you lose a shitload of sheep and then not be able to find them? Didn’t her employers put her through some sort of ovine based aptitude test?! I hope they sacked her with no severance pay, and sued her for any pecuniary deficit brought about by the negligent loss of lifestock!!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2007 13:07:27 GMT -1
As for that Little Bo Peep, what a silly bitch – how can you lose a shitload of sheep and then not be able to find them? Didn’t her employers put her through some sort of ovine based aptitude test?! I hope they sacked her with no severance pay, and sued her for any pecuniary deficit brought about by the negligent loss of lifestock!! Harsh but fair Tom! She may get the unions involved though.
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 13:10:37 GMT -1
I'm surprised nobody has castigated Humpty Dumpty for his failure to take out critical illness cover?!
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Post by gt on Nov 6, 2007 13:16:05 GMT -1
That is true Laura, In which instance I would cite the judgement in the case of Johnny vs Fairytale Farms in which the Rt Honourable Judge Gingerbread ruled
‘Johnny shall have a new master He shall earn but a penny a day Because he can't work any faster’
In response to the plaintiff’s charge against his employers for docking his wages because he was a lazy little C*nt.
Ms Bo Peep should expect the same rules to apply, but harsher!
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 6, 2007 13:18:11 GMT -1
I'm surprised nobody has castigated Humpty Dumpty for his failure to take out critical illness cover?! nah, he was just a lazy fat socialist. Who though he'd get good treatment on the NHS
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Nov 6, 2007 13:19:01 GMT -1
LMAO Tom You're so right!
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 13:19:46 GMT -1
I'm surprised nobody has castigated Humpty Dumpty for his failure to take out critical illness cover?! nah, he was just a lazy fat socialist. Who though he'd get good treatment on the NHS I didn't realise all the King's horses and men were now in the employ of NHS management!
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 6, 2007 13:23:50 GMT -1
An apple a day keeps the doctor away Apple in the morning - Doctor's warning Roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright Eat an apple going to bed - knock the doctor on the head Three each day, seven days a week - ruddy apple, ruddy cheek
translated, NO you can't have any fucking cake
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Post by gt on Nov 6, 2007 13:31:02 GMT -1
Jack Sprat – what a twat!!
Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so betwixt the two of them They licked the platter clean
Consequently both husband and wife have been banned from all restaurants proffering ‘All you can eat’ offers within a five mile radius of their home town of Scunthorpe.
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 13:33:18 GMT -1
Moreover, what was he doing with Mrs Sprat, was she just so fat that he couldn't kick her out the door?! Excuse me, misanthropic...
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Post by gt on Nov 6, 2007 13:37:46 GMT -1
Perhaps he loved her Jules. There does sounds like a Yin / Yang thing going on there with their eating capabilities, maybe they were the perfect couple, even if Pizza Hut in Barton on Humber denied them access between the hours of 12-2pm every day.
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 13:40:50 GMT -1
Perhaps he loved her Jules. There does sounds like a Yin / Yang thing going on there with their eating capabilities, maybe they were the perfect couple, even if Pizza Hut in Barton on Humber denied them access between the hours of 12-2pm every day. Fascinating thing, these people who are genuinely not even slightly shallow... Hehe, this is very true!
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