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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 22, 2007 7:07:39 GMT -1
Not my creation, but it amused me Anyone who says the phrase, "Vagina dentata," out loud will probably notice its similarity to a certain Disney song very quickly. Ergo, this parody just demanded to be written: Vagina dentata, What a frightening phrase. Vagina dentata, Don't belong in that place. It means no nookie for the rest of your days It's a problem see, it frightens me Vagina dentata. Why, when she was a young teen girl. When I was a young teen girl!Very nice. ThanksShe found her vagina lacked a certain appeal She could make every man seem a potential meal I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem quite horny And it hurt that my friends thought my genitalia gory And oh, the shame!She was ashamed! It's the chompers I blamedLooked like they could maim. And I was feeling out of luckHow did you feel? Every time I wanted a-Pumbette! Not in front of the children! oh... sorry...Vagina dentata, What a frightening phrase. Vagina dentata, Don't belong in that place. It means no nookie for the rest of your days It's a problem see, it frightens me Vagina dentata. (Gotta go again, but I'll be back to talk later! )
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