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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 16, 2007 7:53:31 GMT -1
I've had enough! I'm going to commit suicide... by overdosing on Weetabix!
Morning all ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 16, 2007 7:59:37 GMT -1
I've had enough! I'm going to commit suicide... by overdosing on Weetabix! Morning all ;D Is that cos you read my story?!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 16, 2007 8:00:19 GMT -1
Lol, no, not read it yet Will get on it when I have time
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 16, 2007 8:03:02 GMT -1
Lol, no, not read it yet Will get on it when I have time Haha, fair play... didn't want to think it was so depressing that it had pushed you over the edge / was so bad that it had pushed you over the edge! Good good.
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Post by C@V on Oct 16, 2007 8:04:58 GMT -1
Boo I really thought you were gonna commit suicide!
Go on do it..................you scared or something.....................loser!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 16, 2007 8:07:08 GMT -1
After some of the stories I've come across and survived, I don't think you'd be physically capable of writing something bad enough to kill me! The list includes such classics as an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh addressing a crowd with, "Yo yo, big it up!" and another story - which the author apparently found hilarious - that contained a full half a page of "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [etc]"
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 16, 2007 8:07:33 GMT -1
Boo I really thought you were gonna commit suicide! Go on do it..................you scared or something.....................loser! Buy me some more weetabix and I will!
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Post by C@V on Oct 16, 2007 8:11:16 GMT -1
Boo I really thought you were gonna commit suicide! Go on do it..................you scared or something.....................loser! Buy me some more weetabix and I will! In the post so may arrive by Christmas!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 16, 2007 8:16:08 GMT -1
I thought eating Weetabix made you stronger (and more regular)?
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 16, 2007 8:54:58 GMT -1
I thought eating Weetabix made you stronger (and more regular)? Ah, but it's a slow-release energy food. By eating copious amounts of it laden with sugar, you get an immediate sugar high - and then the slow release stuff kicks in. It's a little-known fact, but quick-release and slow-release energy should never be mixed in the human body. In small amounts, it can be pretty harmless, but combined in large quantites (the likes of which weetabix is mighty enough for), they can produce some pretty spectacular reactions, ranging from gibbering delirium right through to spontaneous explosion! I'm hoping to go for a fizzy launching-through-the-roof sort of death
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Oct 16, 2007 10:36:04 GMT -1
Nah, you'll just foam at the mouth.
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Post by fcredblue on Oct 16, 2007 10:51:32 GMT -1
I thought eating Weetabix made you stronger (and more regular)? Ah, but it's a slow-release energy food. By eating copious amounts of it laden with sugar, you get an immediate sugar high - and then the slow release stuff kicks in. It's a little-known fact, but quick-release and slow-release energy should never be mixed in the human body. In small amounts, it can be pretty harmless, but combined in large quantites (the likes of which weetabix is mighty enough for), they can produce some pretty spectacular reactions, ranging from gibbering delirium right through to spontaneous explosion! I'm hoping to go for a fizzy launching-through-the-roof sort of death mix it with oatabix* it could be mental... *im hoping the spelling is ok for this brand
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 17, 2007 18:28:03 GMT -1
I've had enough! I'm going to commit suicide... by overdosing on Weetabix! Morning all ;D www.darwinawards.com/
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 17, 2007 21:09:38 GMT -1
I've had enough! I'm going to commit suicide... by overdosing on Weetabix! Morning all ;D www.darwinawards.com/Got a book of those ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 17, 2007 21:14:31 GMT -1
I've had enough! I'm going to commit suicide... by overdosing on Weetabix! Morning all ;D If you eat too much Weetabix you cannot poo and it all builds up inside you until you DIE!!!!! DEATH BY POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 18, 2007 5:59:26 GMT -1
I've had enough! I'm going to commit suicide... by overdosing on Weetabix! Morning all ;D If you eat too much Weetabix you cannot poo and it all builds up inside you until you DIE!!!!! DEATH BY POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'd have thought it'd be the exact opposite, if anything, with all that roughage in it!
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Oct 18, 2007 9:25:52 GMT -1
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