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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 9, 2007 10:05:22 GMT -1
Would you agree with my assertion that Pepe Le Pew is, in fact, a sexual harrasser/would-be serial rapist and a bad influence on children? Only if you're a skunk.
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 10:05:40 GMT -1
Well how did his Brides get knocked up then? Who said they got knocked up? The guy only likes bloodsucking and the moonlight. Maybe one of his subordinates do his bidding? Then again, have you ever seen any vampire toddlers? And what about the young uns sleeping patterns? Who's gonna get up to see to them if they wake up in the middle of the day? Nah, this vampire larks all about reincarnation and the undead, not new life. In the new Van Helsing (which was a god awful film) there were baby Dracula's ie bat children.
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 10:06:32 GMT -1
Did you laugh when you found out that JK and Joel were no longer going to be on Radio 1?
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:07:52 GMT -1
Who said they got knocked up? The guy only likes bloodsucking and the moonlight. Maybe one of his subordinates do his bidding? Then again, have you ever seen any vampire toddlers? And what about the young uns sleeping patterns? Who's gonna get up to see to them if they wake up in the middle of the day? Nah, this vampire larks all about reincarnation and the undead, not new life. What about the Tin man? He was made out of tin, who'd like to get jiggy with him, hasn't even got a heart. Ah, but at least that guy knew he was beaten. Imagine being irresistable to women, but not being able to fully exploit it. A bit like that bloke who's manhood was so big that he fainted every time he had an erection, because of the rush of blood that went to his....er, other head.
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 9, 2007 10:08:33 GMT -1
Would you agree with my assertion that Pepe Le Pew is, in fact, a sexual harrasser/would-be serial rapist and a bad influence on children? Are you saying he's not an old fashioned charmer! Pepe only ever tried it on with pussies, would you say he used cat-nip to have his wicked way
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 10:08:47 GMT -1
Wasn't the Tin Man gay?
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:10:44 GMT -1
Who said they got knocked up? The guy only likes bloodsucking and the moonlight. Maybe one of his subordinates do his bidding? Then again, have you ever seen any vampire toddlers? And what about the young uns sleeping patterns? Who's gonna get up to see to them if they wake up in the middle of the day? Nah, this vampire larks all about reincarnation and the undead, not new life. In the new Van Helsing (which was a god awful film) there were baby Dracula's ie bat children. So is all your vampire knowledge based around the workings of Hugh Jackman? Christopher Lee certainly never saw any action, and I know who I'd trust!!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 9, 2007 10:11:23 GMT -1
how did he oil his genitials if infact he had any?
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 10:11:46 GMT -1
In the new Van Helsing (which was a god awful film) there were baby Dracula's ie bat children. So is all your vampire knowledge based around the workings of Hugh Jackman? Christopher Lee certainly never saw any action, and I know who I'd trust!! I would centre all my knowledge around Hugh Jackman if he'd let me!!!
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:12:23 GMT -1
Can gay tin men not have sexual desires? I'm sure he thought the lion might be up for a bit of anal when he met him en route to Oz.
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:14:07 GMT -1
So is all your vampire knowledge based around the workings of Hugh Jackman? Christopher Lee certainly never saw any action, and I know who I'd trust!! I would centre all my knowledge around Hugh Jackman if he'd let me!!! LOL!! I started off by pitying the poor Count, and now you rub it in by emphasising the sexual potency of his nemesis.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 9, 2007 10:16:26 GMT -1
Would I make a good drifter?
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 10:16:28 GMT -1
I would centre all my knowledge around Hugh Jackman if he'd let me!!! LOL!! I started off by pitying the poor Count, and now you rub it in by emphasising the sexual potency of his nemesis. Lol well maybe not as Van Helsing but he is more than a little foxy in Swordfish!!! ;D
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:21:11 GMT -1
LOL!! I started off by pitying the poor Count, and now you rub it in by emphasising the sexual potency of his nemesis. Lol well maybe not as Van Helsing but he is more than a little foxy in Swordfish!!! ;D Just don't try it on with him if he's in character as Wolverine. The scratches you leave down his back will be nowt in comparison to what he'll do to you! ;D
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:22:35 GMT -1
Would I make a good drifter? Well if you're talking of joining the 1960's soul quartet I'm sure you'd get in; they've had about 100 different line-ups now. You might even seing a summer residency in Benidorm.
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 10:28:24 GMT -1
If you get a grain of sand between your bumcheeks would the motion of walking eventually create a pearl?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 9, 2007 10:29:59 GMT -1
Would I make a good drifter? Well if you're talking of joining the 1960's soul quartet I'm sure you'd get in; they've had about 100 different line-ups now. You might even seing a summer residency in Benidorm. No I mean like Blondie and the other Clint Eastwood characters but in modern day.
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:34:10 GMT -1
Well if you're talking of joining the 1960's soul quartet I'm sure you'd get in; they've had about 100 different line-ups now. You might even seing a summer residency in Benidorm. No I mean like Blondie and the other Clint Eastwood characters but in modern day. I could you see an updated version of 'A Fistful Of Dollars', riding into Bournemouth on a Harley, smoking a Marlboro Light.
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 9, 2007 10:39:34 GMT -1
No I mean like Blondie and the other Clint Eastwood characters but in modern day. I could you see an updated version of 'A Fistful Of Dollars', riding into Bournemouth on a Harley, smoking a Marlboro Light. rounding up the chavs
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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 9, 2007 10:41:18 GMT -1
;D Cool That's what I'll be then A DRIFTER, see you guys!
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