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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 9:47:45 GMT -1
Count Dracula is the most sexually frustrated of all literary creations; discuss. What about the Invisible Man?
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Post by gt on Oct 9, 2007 9:49:38 GMT -1
Who was the Carly Simon song "You're so Vain" about? It was originally devised by a biology teacher from Keighley in the 70s as a way to make learning about the circulatory system more fun for disaffected youths and was called ‘Your So Vein’, it’s popularity soared after it’s use on ‘Newsround’ and it was covered by the likes of Carly Simon and Chas and Dave in the format we know and love today
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 9:49:45 GMT -1
What's the best way to carpal tunnel syndrome?
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 9:50:40 GMT -1
What do cheese eating surrender monkeys eat on special occassions?
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 9:50:56 GMT -1
Can God wee?
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 9, 2007 9:51:27 GMT -1
Have you ever met Sue Pollard??
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Post by gt on Oct 9, 2007 9:51:32 GMT -1
Now you live in Newcastle do you now plan to go for nights out in the middle of winter just in your pants, to prove how hard you are?? It’s only a matter of time before I am goaded into something like that. I have ended up in more states since I moved back than in the past 5 years back down south.
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 9:51:33 GMT -1
Did my parents love me as a child as they were forced to hear questions like this?
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 9:52:12 GMT -1
Have you ever met Sue Pollard?? I have. She announced my birthday at the panto we were at
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 9, 2007 9:52:54 GMT -1
Yes and he's does it through a sieve ........ what else did you think rain was??
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Post by gt on Oct 9, 2007 9:53:04 GMT -1
WHAT A USELESS THREAD! Piss off then
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 9:53:37 GMT -1
Count Dracula is the most sexually frustrated of all literary creations; discuss. What about the Invisible Man? Well I'm not too sure about that one Laura, at least the Invisible man can sneak into a changing and knock one off. Poor Dracula on the other hand has this hypnotic quality that makes him irresistible to the ladies, yet it is effectively rendered redundant, by his overwhelming desire to bite their necks and suck the blood from their bodies. Surely it'd be nice to shag the odd one senseless beforehand? Then again, I don't know where the fella stands on necrophilia.....
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 9, 2007 9:53:54 GMT -1
Have you ever met Sue Pollard?? I have. She announced my birthday at the panto we were at ............. then you have truely been blessed!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 9, 2007 9:54:18 GMT -1
What do cheese eating surrender monkeys eat on special occassions? Humble Pie
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 9, 2007 9:54:28 GMT -1
What about the Invisible Man? Well I'm not too sure about that one Laura, at least the Invisible man can sneak into a changing and knock one off. Poor Dracula on the other hand has this hypnotic quality that makes him irresistible to the ladies, yet it is effectively rendered redundant, by his overwhelming desire to bite their necks and suck the blood from their bodies. Surely it'd be nice to shag the odd one senseless beforehand? Then again, I don't know where the fella stands on necophilia..... Well how did his Brides get knocked up then?
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Post by gt on Oct 9, 2007 9:56:40 GMT -1
Lunchtime, I'll be back! Probably quite soon, it's cold grey and wet outside
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 9, 2007 10:01:46 GMT -1
Do you have a penchant for hush puppies, a la Ken Clarke or is he the only trend setter in Northampton!
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Post by Travis on Oct 9, 2007 10:01:55 GMT -1
Well I'm not too sure about that one Laura, at least the Invisible man can sneak into a changing and knock one off. Poor Dracula on the other hand has this hypnotic quality that makes him irresistible to the ladies, yet it is effectively rendered redundant, by his overwhelming desire to bite their necks and suck the blood from their bodies. Surely it'd be nice to shag the odd one senseless beforehand? Then again, I don't know where the fella stands on necophilia..... Well how did his Brides get knocked up then? Who said they got knocked up? The guy only likes bloodsucking and the moonlight. Maybe one of his subordinates do his bidding? Then again, have you ever seen any vampire toddlers? And what about the young uns sleeping patterns? Who's gonna get up to see to them if they wake up in the middle of the day? Nah, this vampire larks all about reincarnation and the undead, not new life.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 9, 2007 10:04:17 GMT -1
Would you agree with my assertion that Pepe Le Pew is, in fact, a sexual harrasser/would-be serial rapist and a bad influence on children?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 9, 2007 10:04:46 GMT -1
Well how did his Brides get knocked up then? Who said they got knocked up? The guy only likes bloodsucking and the moonlight. Maybe one of his subordinates do his bidding? Then again, have you ever seen any vampire toddlers? And what about the young uns sleeping patterns? Who's gonna get up to see to them if they wake up in the middle of the day? Nah, this vampire larks all about reincarnation and the undead, not new life. What about the Tin man? He was made out of tin, who'd like to get jiggy with him, hasn't even got a heart.
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