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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 8, 2007 11:57:01 GMT -1
Plastic Surgery is shit.
Any of you who are thinking of ever getting any done, don't.
The absolute best you can hope for is to look slightly better from a distance; close up you'll look fake, weird and probably covered in scars.
I was watching Louis Theroux's programme last night and have come to the conclusion that every person who's had plastic surgery 99.9% of the time looked better before they had it.
Plastic surgery doesn't do what nature does, breasts aren't that hard and that high up, faces shouldn't have fixed expressions all the time and muscles just don't look like that.
I love tits, but I like them to be soft and not have scars on them, breast implants are rubbish.
What do you think about plastic surgery?
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Post by Travis on Oct 8, 2007 12:07:43 GMT -1
Plastic Surgery is shit. Any of you who are thinking of ever getting any done, don't. The absolute best you can hope for is to look slightly better from a distance; close up you'll look fake, weird and probably covered in scars. I was watching Louis Theroux's programme last night and have come to the conclusion that every person who's had plastic surgery 99.9% of the time looked better before they had it. Plastic surgery doesn't do what nature does, breasts aren't that hard and that high up, faces shouldn't have fixed expressions all the time and muscles just don't look like that. I love tits, but I like them to be soft and not have scars on them, breast implants are rubbish. What do you think about plastic surgery? Are you trying to tell us you've had an unsuccessful penis enlargement procedure, Lukas?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 8, 2007 12:12:51 GMT -1
The girls ask me why is my funk so long, all the better to funk you my dear No Trav I wouldn't go near those butchers just attempting to save people time and money as well as starting what could be an intelligent debate on a fairly slow day. Funk on.
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Post by Travis on Oct 8, 2007 12:16:01 GMT -1
The girls ask me why is my funk so long, all the better to funk you my dear No Trav I wouldn't go near those butchers just attempting to save people time and money as well as starting what could be an intelligent debate on a fairly slow day. Funk on. Well I'll just say..... Pete Burns. Prosecution rests, Your Honour.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 8, 2007 12:16:41 GMT -1
Lol Trav! ;D I agree though Lukas, plastic surgery's crap. If I wanted someone who looked like a barbie doll... well, I'd probably have a barbie doll; would certainly be cheaper than a real girl!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 8, 2007 12:18:21 GMT -1
Fake tits feel funny, like squeezing a stress ball
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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 8, 2007 12:23:35 GMT -1
Fake tits feel funny, like squeezing a stress ball Exactly, you can buy stress balls, you can't buy anything that feels like real tits.
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 8, 2007 12:25:12 GMT -1
Fake tits feel funny, like squeezing a stress ball ...... they just don't feel right!! I prefer homegrown to genetically modified!! ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 8, 2007 12:26:28 GMT -1
I'll be fair, I had a friend who had plastic surgery because one of her breasts was noticably smaller than the other, but I can support that kinda thing - ditto people recovering from horrific accidents etc. (She's awesome - she greeted me with a delighted, "Feel them! They're the same size now!" ) Purely cosmetic surgery for the sake of looking younger or whatever, though? Pfft, methinks not!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 8, 2007 12:30:17 GMT -1
I'll be fair, I had a friend who had plastic surgery because one of her breasts was noticably smaller than the other, but I can support that kinda thing - ditto people recovering from horrific accidents etc. (She's awesome - she greeted me with a delighted, "Feel them! They're the same size now!" ) Purely cosmetic surgery for the sake of looking younger or whatever, though? Pfft, methinks not! Agreed in those circumstances I think it's great, when I think of the kids with big ears at school that sort of thing is a possitive!
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 8, 2007 12:31:59 GMT -1
I'll be fair, I had a friend who had plastic surgery because one of her breasts was noticably smaller than the other, but I can support that kinda thing - ditto people recovering from horrific accidents etc. (She's awesome - she greeted me with a delighted, "Feel them! They're the same size now!" ) Purely cosmetic surgery for the sake of looking younger or whatever, though? Pfft, methinks not! I had a girlfriend who went back to her home country for a couple of months. When she left ..... she was a brunette with a smallish chest ....... on her return she was a platinum blonde with a D cup. I went to meet her at the airport, and walked straight past her ......... I kid you not!!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Oct 8, 2007 12:32:33 GMT -1
Yeah I can understand that Neko but for a twisted vanity attempt that's not funky.
Quesrtion, you know when they show surgery on TV, like cutting open the breast and holding it open with a metal instrument and shoving the implant in there like they were stuffing a turkey, can you watch that? I can't, just fucked up and I have a high tollerance to almost anything else.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 8, 2007 12:41:16 GMT -1
Yeah I can understand that Neko but for a twisted vanity attempt that's not funky. Quesrtion, you know when they show surgery on TV, like cutting open the breast and holding it open with a metal instrument and shoving the implant in there like they were stuffing a turkey, can you watch that? I can't, just fucked up and I have a high tollerance to almost anything else. Agreed; vanity's not cool even at the best times. I'll admit I can watch that kind of thing, but then I seem to be remarkably desensitised to a lot of that kinda stuff!
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 8, 2007 12:43:56 GMT -1
Agreed; vanity's not cool even at the best times. I'll admit I can watch that kind of thing, but then I seem to be remarkably desensitised to a lot of that kinda stuff! I'm fine watching operations on TV ........ as long as it isn't an eye op!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 8, 2007 12:46:01 GMT -1
Agreed; vanity's not cool even at the best times. I'll admit I can watch that kind of thing, but then I seem to be remarkably desensitised to a lot of that kinda stuff! I'm fine watching operations on TV ........ as long as it isn't an eye op!! I have to watch them on TV; I've been banned from viewing in the operating theatre ever since the, "*poke* Hey, I didn't know you'd installed a fountain in their stomach! *poke* *poke*" unpleasantness
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 8, 2007 12:55:12 GMT -1
I'll be fair, I had a friend who had plastic surgery because one of her breasts was noticably smaller than the other, but I can support that kinda thing - ditto people recovering from horrific accidents etc. (She's awesome - she greeted me with a delighted, "Feel them! They're the same size now!" ) Purely cosmetic surgery for the sake of looking younger or whatever, though? Pfft, methinks not! I had a girlfriend who went back to her home country for a couple of months. When she left ..... she was a brunette with a smallish chest ....... on her return she was a platinum blonde with a D cup. I went to meet her at the airport, and walked straight past her ......... I kid you not!! I went out with someone who had a reduction, met her after she'd had it done
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 8, 2007 12:57:41 GMT -1
I have to watch them on TV; I've been banned from viewing in the operating theatre ever since the, "*poke* Hey, I didn't know you'd installed a fountain in their stomach! *poke* *poke*" unpleasantness Well ... who here can honestly say that hasn't happened to them!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 8, 2007 13:06:36 GMT -1
I had a girlfriend who went back to her home country for a couple of months. When she left ..... she was a brunette with a smallish chest ....... on her return she was a platinum blonde with a D cup. I went to meet her at the airport, and walked straight past her ......... I kid you not!! I went out with someone who had a reduction, met her after she'd had it done A friend's girlfriend had that too; she was initially a GG cup, and the weight used to give her back aches, among other things. She went down to a relatively small D cup, and is much happier for it!
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 8, 2007 13:17:19 GMT -1
I went out with someone who had a reduction, met her after she'd had it done It was sort of the beginning of the end for us as a couple ...... I just couldn't see why she'd done it, to be honest ..... maybe it was because she had 7 years on me, I don't know!! She'd basically had a brow and eyelid lift ........ liposuction on her thighs and stomach (not that she was fat!!) and had two fairly sizable breast implants. What with that and a spray tan and the change of hair colour, she was unrecognisable from before. She did look well on it, except for the breasts which I looked alright but didn't feel right!! I just couldn't understand how someone could make that such a radical change, and not even mention they were planning it!!
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 8, 2007 13:33:48 GMT -1
I have a friend who had her breasts enlarged - for reasons of insecurity/vanity.
When she told me, I wasn't really that impressed, but what can you say, I wasn't going to have a go at her for it. Nor was I really in the position to go "but you were hot anyway" as that wouldn't be the requisite response... if you get me!
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