Post by crawleyred on Mar 1, 2009 8:54:46 GMT -1
A mate JUST sent me this, i though it was awsome, here it is:
A bloke catches a tasty bird giving him the eye in a supermarket. "Do I know you?" The bloke says. She asks him " Arnt you the father of one of my children?" The bloke stops and thinks for a moment, and then remembers that stag do he went to a few years ago. "Were you the hooker who I fucked over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a peice of wet celery whilst shoving that cubumber up my ass?" He said. "No" She replied in a dazled way. " I am your daughters teacher!" ;D
A bloke catches a tasty bird giving him the eye in a supermarket. "Do I know you?" The bloke says. She asks him " Arnt you the father of one of my children?" The bloke stops and thinks for a moment, and then remembers that stag do he went to a few years ago. "Were you the hooker who I fucked over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a peice of wet celery whilst shoving that cubumber up my ass?" He said. "No" She replied in a dazled way. " I am your daughters teacher!" ;D
