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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 5, 2007 7:16:17 GMT -1
Dolly Parton
and Queen Elizabeth
die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure
it will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says,
'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,
a royal flush
beats a pair - no matter how big they are!'
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Post by Billy on Oct 5, 2007 7:17:42 GMT -1
;D
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Oct 5, 2007 8:45:18 GMT -1
;D
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Post by Peschi on Oct 5, 2007 15:02:29 GMT -1
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Post by Arnold on Oct 5, 2007 17:49:40 GMT -1
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article reads;
"The way to inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of red wine, A bottle of white wine, The Bailey's, Kahlua and Talisker, The Prozac, Some valium, Some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin' good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace. ;D
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