Post by shed131 on Feb 12, 2009 19:00:53 GMT -1
Freddie flintoff driving in the west indies when all of a sudden the police signal him to pull over
excuse me sir says the officer we believe that you may have been drinking so we would be grateful if you would blow into the breathalyzer,
quick as a flash Freddie pulls out a card from his pocket...it reads
asthmatic can not give a sample
okay says the officer in that case can we take a blood sample
quick as a flash out comes another card
haemophiliac cant give blood samples
no problem says the officer in that case we request a urine sample
once again Freddie produces a card from his pocket..it reads
English cricketer don't take the piss
excuse me sir says the officer we believe that you may have been drinking so we would be grateful if you would blow into the breathalyzer,
quick as a flash Freddie pulls out a card from his pocket...it reads
asthmatic can not give a sample
okay says the officer in that case can we take a blood sample
quick as a flash out comes another card
haemophiliac cant give blood samples
no problem says the officer in that case we request a urine sample
once again Freddie produces a card from his pocket..it reads
English cricketer don't take the piss
