Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Sept 13, 2008 14:51:18 GMT -1
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Foreigner – Cold As Ice
Actual Lyrics: You're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice!
Misheard As: You're as cold as ice, your willy's a sex device!
The Weather Girls – It's Raining Men!
Actual lyrics: "It's raining men!"
Misheard as: "Israeli Men!"
Guns 'N' Roses - Paradise City
Actual Lyrics: "Take me down to the paradise city."
Misheard as: "Take me down to the very last city."
The Police – Message In A Bottle
Actual Lyrics: "Message in a bottle."
Misheard as: "Message in a bathtub."
Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody
Actual Lyrics: "Spare him his life from this monstrosity"
Misheard as: "Spare him his life from his pork sausages"
Will Young - Leave Right Now
Actual Lyrics: "I think I'd better leave right now"
Misheard as: "I think I'd better deep fry now"
The Killers - When You Were Young
Actual Lyrics: "He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman"
Misheard as: "He doesn't look a thing like cheeses, but he talks like a cheddar man!"
Green Day - American Idiot
Actual Lyrics: "I don't wanna be an American idiot."
Misheard as: "I don't wanna be an American Indian."
Steve Winwood - Valerie
Actual Lyrics: "Valerie, call on me."
Misheard as: "Valerie, fall on me."
The Police – Roxanne
Actual Lyrics: "Roxanne!"
Misheard as: "Rocksand!"
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Actual Lyrics: "'I believe that the heart does go on."
Misheard as: "I believe that the hotdogs have gone"
Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
Actual Lyrics: "Smack My Bitch Up!"
Misheard as: "Smack My Beach Hut!"
Macy Gray - I Try
Actual Lyrics: "My world crumbles when you are not here"
Misheard as: "I wear goggles when you are not near"
Bryan Adams - Summer of '69
Actual Lyrics: "I got my first real six string"
Misheard as: "I got my first real sex dream"
The Automatic - Monster
Actual Lyrics: "What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster? "
Misheard as: "What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a bus stop? Is it a bus stop? "
Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
Actual Lyrics: "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky"
Misheard as: "Slow moving Walter, the fire engine guy"
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie
Actual Lyrics: "So be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body"
Misheard as: "So be wise and keep on feeding the flies on my bottom"
George Michael - Freedom '90
Actual Lyrics:"All we have to do now is take these lies and make them true somehow"
Misheard as: "All we have to do now is take these eyes and make them juice somehow"
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i'd like to suggest:
1. the music editor of msn made these up
2. the music editor of msn has bad hearing
3. the music editor of msn should be fired
.... feel free to add more misheard lyrics..... or write a critical letter to the msn music editor
Foreigner – Cold As Ice
Actual Lyrics: You're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice!
Misheard As: You're as cold as ice, your willy's a sex device!
The Weather Girls – It's Raining Men!
Actual lyrics: "It's raining men!"
Misheard as: "Israeli Men!"
Guns 'N' Roses - Paradise City
Actual Lyrics: "Take me down to the paradise city."
Misheard as: "Take me down to the very last city."
The Police – Message In A Bottle
Actual Lyrics: "Message in a bottle."
Misheard as: "Message in a bathtub."
Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody
Actual Lyrics: "Spare him his life from this monstrosity"
Misheard as: "Spare him his life from his pork sausages"
Will Young - Leave Right Now
Actual Lyrics: "I think I'd better leave right now"
Misheard as: "I think I'd better deep fry now"
The Killers - When You Were Young
Actual Lyrics: "He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman"
Misheard as: "He doesn't look a thing like cheeses, but he talks like a cheddar man!"
Green Day - American Idiot
Actual Lyrics: "I don't wanna be an American idiot."
Misheard as: "I don't wanna be an American Indian."
Steve Winwood - Valerie
Actual Lyrics: "Valerie, call on me."
Misheard as: "Valerie, fall on me."
The Police – Roxanne
Actual Lyrics: "Roxanne!"
Misheard as: "Rocksand!"
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Actual Lyrics: "'I believe that the heart does go on."
Misheard as: "I believe that the hotdogs have gone"
Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
Actual Lyrics: "Smack My Bitch Up!"
Misheard as: "Smack My Beach Hut!"
Macy Gray - I Try
Actual Lyrics: "My world crumbles when you are not here"
Misheard as: "I wear goggles when you are not near"
Bryan Adams - Summer of '69
Actual Lyrics: "I got my first real six string"
Misheard as: "I got my first real sex dream"
The Automatic - Monster
Actual Lyrics: "What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster? "
Misheard as: "What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a bus stop? Is it a bus stop? "
Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
Actual Lyrics: "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky"
Misheard as: "Slow moving Walter, the fire engine guy"
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie
Actual Lyrics: "So be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body"
Misheard as: "So be wise and keep on feeding the flies on my bottom"
George Michael - Freedom '90
Actual Lyrics:"All we have to do now is take these lies and make them true somehow"
Misheard as: "All we have to do now is take these eyes and make them juice somehow"
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i'd like to suggest:
1. the music editor of msn made these up
2. the music editor of msn has bad hearing
3. the music editor of msn should be fired
.... feel free to add more misheard lyrics..... or write a critical letter to the msn music editor
;D 