Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
Be rejected
Have you kissed someone in the last 48 hours?
Only in my dream, the same person that I went out for tea with on Friday
Are you someone who snores or a sleepwalker?
sleeptalker!
Have you ever gone to therapy?
no
Would you ever parachute off a plane?
no but I have been winched out of a helicopter
Are you Irish in any way?
no
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
what the cocktail???
and no I haven't - to either!
Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
yes!
What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?
If its a spider it dies, end of, others are ok
Have you ever broken a rib?
no
Have you ever had sex in church?
no
Is your birthday on a holiday?
no
Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
Was meant to have one going out but he's poorly
Do you worry about global warming?
I should do but don't - whoops
Did you lose your virginity to your neighbour?
no
Do you want to hit something?
yes someone's head against a brick wall for being annoying!
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Oh delighted, it was 0600 and I was off to work!
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
no
Are you texting anyone right now?
yes - and he hasn't responded - cheek!
Do you like anyone right now?
ummmm not really.... sort of..... maybe.....
Is your ex still in your life as a friend?
yes
Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
no
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
ummm yep!