How Dinosaurs got extinct

[Shippers]

-REX: So did you see the Cave fight last night?

STEGOSAURUS: Yeah, yeah I did.

T-REX: Pretty good when they ate that last guy.

STEGOSAURUS: Tasteless if you ask me.

T-REX: Tasty.

STEGOSAURUS: Whatever.

T-REX: Hey, how's Sarah?

STEGOSAURUS: Oh, you know. She uh... she's actually moving out.

T-REX: Oh jeez. I'm sorry.

STEGOSAURUS: Yeah, it's been kind of a long time coming and... Whoa, did you just touch my pubis syphysis?

T-REX: Oh my God! Did I? I'm sorry. That was a complete accident. I was just trying to grab some grass. My bad Steg, really.

STEGOSAURUS: Anyway, I knew things weren't going well when she started going on all those business trips with Tony... OK, you did it again. You just smacked my pubis syphysis.

T-REX: Totally unintentional man. Wow. I'm so awkward.

STEGOSAURUS: It's alright. Just... be more careful OK?

T-REX: No problem.

STEGOSAURUS: Anyway she's over at her mother's... did you just lick my tail?

T-REX: I should go.

STEGOSAURUS: Wait...actually. Hold on. I'm sorry. I've been overreacting. Maybe we can get together later and... you know...

KABOOM!

WRAPPING UP: Extinction is Preventable! Go to Church Kids!

[Mrs H]

If we go to church will that stop all the priests been gay and repressed?

[Shippers]

I don't know. Are you a dinosaur?

[Mrs H]

No I'm a relatively new person

[Shippers]

dang. I've always wanted to discuss nonsense on the internet with an extinct creature. MAybe I'll ask Stan.

[Mrs H]

roshipman said:

dang. I've always wanted to discuss nonsense on the internet with an extinct creature. MAybe I'll ask Stan.

Maybe you can talk to the dead ETA terrorist that Wednesday are about to sign?

[Stan]

roshipman said:

dang. I've always wanted to discuss nonsense on the internet with an extinct creature. MAybe I'll ask Stan.

Hurtful.... very hurtful.... did H say puppies then...?

[Mrs H]

stan said:

roshipman said:

dang. I've always wanted to discuss nonsense on the internet with an extinct creature. MAybe I'll ask Stan.

Hurtful.... very hurtful.... did H say puppies then...?

That's your line not mine! ;D

[CHOPPER READ]

My dear old grandad once told me that dinosaurs became extinct because they couldn't shit,and the poo built up inside them and killed them.

[Mrs H]

markbrandonread said:

My dear old grandad once told me that dinosaurs became extinct because they couldn't shit,and the poo built up inside them and killed them.

What a lovely story to tell the grandkids