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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 11, 2008 22:31:51 GMT -1
A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support.
The help desk technician asked her if she was "running it under 'Windows'." The blonde replied, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Jul 11, 2008 23:02:24 GMT -1
A very keen golfer went on a cruise. His ship went down in a storm and he was washed up on a desert island, seemingly the only survivor. Three days later, a raft appeared with a blonde on it. The golfer greeted her and they were soon getting on brilliantly together. The blonde moved closer to him. "Would you like to play around with me?" she whispered. "I would very much," replied the man, "but I'm afraid my golf clubs went down with the ship."
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 12, 2008 8:12:28 GMT -1
A Blonde girl was driving down the A1 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A1 Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Blonde girl, "There's fucking hundreds of them!"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 12, 2008 8:18:06 GMT -1
Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 17, 2008 22:08:02 GMT -1
Two blondes were driving through Staffordshire (looking for Alton Towers).
As they were approaching Uttoxeter, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are,...very slowly?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing."
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 17, 2008 22:12:06 GMT -1
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to standard because she doesn't have a first class ticket.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica".
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 17, 2008 22:13:33 GMT -1
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The brunette took the radiator, the redhead took the seat, and the blonde took the door.
After a while of walking the redhead asked the brunette "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"
The brunette responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid."
Next the blonde asked the redhead "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the redhead said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the brunette asked the blonde why she had chosen the door.
The blonde quickly responded to this question, "Well, when I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
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