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Post by HGO on Aug 16, 2007 10:09:00 GMT -1
all the women round me seem to be on one today including the missus. Whats wrong with you people
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Post by ArgyleChick on Aug 16, 2007 11:08:28 GMT -1
Oh poor HGO - they do say that though don't they, if you work with a load of women, at some point all of them will be on one at the same time!!!! Or maybe, another way of looking at is, maybe its the bloke there annoying them!!! (Not saying its definitely you though!)
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Post by HGO on Aug 16, 2007 12:52:34 GMT -1
Course not AC. Im angelic
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Post by officergroyman on Aug 16, 2007 13:33:55 GMT -1
your posts Title: National Time Off The Month Day , is confusing me. Did you mean National Time OF The Month Day by chance. .........Just tell those biyatchs your a RedWings Kinda' Man (should cheer em' up)!!!
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Post by ArgyleChick on Aug 16, 2007 13:51:00 GMT -1
At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame, women are very temperamental around this time and they just don't help the situation Imagine if it was them............................
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 16, 2007 14:01:52 GMT -1
*cue jingly piano number* Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lil'Lets It happens every twenty-eight days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does is moan and nag You go five days without a shag Where's the cunnilingus? You can only use your fingers When she's using the menstrual rag!
For the week or two preceeding The days your other half is bleeding The moody bitch is in a stress Complaining about PMS and When her womb has started sloughing You won't be eating any muffin Two, four, six, eight Come on girls, let's menstruate!
Heavy flow or gentle spotting Running down her legs or clotting All that lining that she sheds leaves Nasty patches on your bedsheets Just don't waste your efforts pleading You won't be shagging when she's bleeding The Methenamic acid means you might as well be flaccid When she's using a menstrual rag!
It's hard to be all that devoted When she is looking fat and bloated From all the water she's retaining While her pants have nasty staining You won't be doing any groping When she's losing haemoglobin Two, four, six, eight Come on girls, lets menstruate!
Get those Bodyforms with wings And grab your Tampax by the strings And TENA lady's sanitary pads Come on boys you've seen the ads This dance is sweeping through the nation Here's three cheers for menstruation Its the latest craze every 28 days They're all using a menstrual Using a menstrual rag!It seemed appropriate
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Aug 16, 2007 14:05:15 GMT -1
*cue jingly piano number* Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lil'Lets It happens every twenty-eight days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does is moan and nag You go five days without a shag Where's the cunnilingus? You can only use your fingers When she's using the menstrual rag!
For the week or two preceeding The days your other half is bleeding The moody bitch is in a stress Complaining about PMS and When her womb has started sloughing You won't be eating any muffin Two, four, six, eight Come on girls, let's menstruate!
Heavy flow or gentle spotting Running down her legs or clotting All that lining that she sheds leaves Nasty patches on your bedsheets Just don't waste your efforts pleading You won't be shagging when she's bleeding The Methenamic acid means you might as well be flaccid When she's using a menstrual rag!
It's hard to be all that devoted When she is looking fat and bloated From all the water she's retaining While her pants have nasty staining You won't be doing any groping When she's losing haemoglobin Two, four, six, eight Come on girls, lets menstruate!
Get those Bodyforms with wings And grab your Tampax by the strings And TENA lady's sanitary pads Come on boys you've seen the ads This dance is sweeping through the nation Here's three cheers for menstruation Its the latest craze every 28 days They're all using a menstrual Using a menstrual rag!It seemed appropriate Exalt. Just hearing that in my head played in a similar vein to the penis song on Monty Python...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 16, 2007 14:07:00 GMT -1
*cue jingly piano number* Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lil'Lets It happens every twenty-eight days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does is moan and nag You go five days without a shag Where's the cunnilingus? You can only use your fingers When she's using the menstrual rag!
For the week or two preceeding The days your other half is bleeding The moody bitch is in a stress Complaining about PMS and When her womb has started sloughing You won't be eating any muffin Two, four, six, eight Come on girls, let's menstruate!
Heavy flow or gentle spotting Running down her legs or clotting All that lining that she sheds leaves Nasty patches on your bedsheets Just don't waste your efforts pleading You won't be shagging when she's bleeding The Methenamic acid means you might as well be flaccid When she's using a menstrual rag!
It's hard to be all that devoted When she is looking fat and bloated From all the water she's retaining While her pants have nasty staining You won't be doing any groping When she's losing haemoglobin Two, four, six, eight Come on girls, lets menstruate!
Get those Bodyforms with wings And grab your Tampax by the strings And TENA lady's sanitary pads Come on boys you've seen the ads This dance is sweeping through the nation Here's three cheers for menstruation Its the latest craze every 28 days They're all using a menstrual Using a menstrual rag!It seemed appropriate Exalt. Just hearing that in my head played in a similar vein to the penis song on Monty Python... Thank you! Have one back; I feel cheap today ;D If it means anything to you, the original tune for that is called The Vatican Rag - famous piano piece, though you'd probably have to hear it. I didn't know the name 'til about five minutes ago!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 16, 2007 14:16:42 GMT -1
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 16, 2007 14:17:40 GMT -1
Come on girls, let's menstruate! To be honest, I'd rather not!
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Post by officergroyman on Aug 16, 2007 14:24:52 GMT -1
At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame......... WHAT THE beeeeep'n beeeeep, oh I don't think so. Let's go back to the whole START of things if I may. Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil (the whole garden of Eden thingy, you know catch up people). Who was it that took the fruit and took a bite of that apple Who was it that then coerced Adam into also partaking ........ Ummmm Hmmmmmm - think about it people!!!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 16, 2007 14:33:16 GMT -1
At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame......... WHAT THE beeeeep'n beeeeep, oh I don't think so. Let's go back to the whole START of things if I may. Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil (the whole garden of Eden thingy, you know catch up people). Who was it that took the fruit and took a bite of that apple Who was it that then coerced Adam into also partaking ........ Ummmm Hmmmmmm - think about it people!!! It was niether because niether existed and we descended from apes.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 16, 2007 14:35:34 GMT -1
At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame, women are very temperamental around this time and they just don't help the situation Have to agree with OG on this one: Ya what?! It doesn't matter what we do when women are on their time, it's something wrong! I've seen guys who cuddle their girlfriends - when they start crying for no reason - get pushed away and kicked, then two minutes later get screamed at for not trying to comfort them! The thing that really gets me is that women spend all their adult life complaining about what hormones do to them, then the menopause comes along, and what do they do? They go and pump themselves full of more hormones and prolong the suffering for everyone!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 16, 2007 14:44:40 GMT -1
I sympathise partially with Neko's view... the better of us guys try to do right to you, to no avail! Tis unfair.
I also sympathise with AC, if men had to go through that each month we'd probably be gibbering wrecks. Though I strongly suspect the more brutish of our type would simply laugh about it after a bit... meh I dunno.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 16, 2007 15:02:52 GMT -1
I also sympathise with AC, if men had to go through that each month we'd probably be gibbering wrecks. Though I strongly suspect the more brutish of our type would simply laugh about it after a bit... meh I dunno. Tests and research have shown that men have a higher pain tolerance than women - we're able to mentally distance ourselves from it to a degree, so would be less affected by the same amount of pain. We might be crap when it comes to man-flu (some of us, anyway; I carry on as normal ), but where genuine pain's concerned, we're much better off. So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 16, 2007 15:05:33 GMT -1
So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better! LOL, after you with the old "Being Torn a New Arse-hole!" ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 16, 2007 15:06:19 GMT -1
So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better! LOL, after you with the old "Being Torn a New Arse-hole!" ;D It's entirely rhetorical ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 16, 2007 15:07:25 GMT -1
I also sympathise with AC, if men had to go through that each month we'd probably be gibbering wrecks. Though I strongly suspect the more brutish of our type would simply laugh about it after a bit... meh I dunno. Tests and research have shown that men have a higher pain tolerance than women - we're able to mentally distance ourselves from it to a degree, so would be less affected by the same amount of pain. We might be crap when it comes to man-flu (some of us, anyway; I carry on as normal ), but where genuine pain's concerned, we're much better off. So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better! It's not about pain (although cramps and back pain aren't good), it's about bleeding for a week, being tired all the time because you've been bleeding for a week, not being able to control your emotions because you know you're being a shit but can you hell-as-like stop it, breasts swelling up so that even wearing a bra hurts them. It's about being generally uncomfortable for in total 12 weeks a year. So give us a break!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 16, 2007 15:10:01 GMT -1
It's not about pain (although cramps and back pain aren't good), it's about bleeding for a week, being tired all the time because you've been bleeding for a week, not being able to control your emotions because you know you're being a shit but can you hell-as-like stop it, breasts swelling up so that even wearing a bra hurts them. It's about being generally uncomfortable for in total 12 weeks a year. So give us a break! And you all have my sympathy! Now would you like a hug, or would you prefer to kick me in the head for existing?! *AND THERE'S THE PROBLEM!* ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 16, 2007 15:12:49 GMT -1
Tests and research have shown that men have a higher pain tolerance than women - we're able to mentally distance ourselves from it to a degree, so would be less affected by the same amount of pain. We might be crap when it comes to man-flu (some of us, anyway; I carry on as normal ), but where genuine pain's concerned, we're much better off. So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better! It's not about pain (although cramps and back pain aren't good), it's about bleeding for a week, being tired all the time because you've been bleeding for a week, not being able to control your emotions because you know you're being a shit but can you hell-as-like stop it, breasts swelling up so that even wearing a bra hurts them. It's about being generally uncomfortable for in total 12 weeks a year. So give us a break! The pain is the only part of it we hear about, for the most part! Yeah, I appreciate the whole business is shitty-as-all-hell; I'm just raising the point that we get all kinds of abuse hurled our way about not caring and stuff, and the truth is we do care; some of us get genuinely distressed seeing our girlfriend sat there bawling her eyes out, but if we try to help, we get shit, and if we don't, we get shit! Being called some of the things I've heard women say to their boyfriends/husbands can genuinely hurt when it comes from the one you love; I'm just saying that men suffer horribly during 'the time of the month' too! (As I'm sure most would agree, emotional upset is worse than physical pain by a fair measure!)
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