National Time Off The Month Day

[HGO]

all the women round me seem to be on one today including the missus.

Whats wrong with you people

[ArgyleChick]

Oh poor HGO - they do say that though don't they, if you work with a load of women, at some point all of them will be on one at the same time!!!! Or maybe, another way of looking at is, maybe its the bloke there annoying them!!! (Not saying its definitely you though!)

[HGO]

Course not AC. Im angelic

[officergroyman]

your posts Title: National Time Off The Month Day , is confusing me.

Did you mean National Time OF The Month Day by chance.

.........Just tell those biyatchs your a RedWings Kinda' Man (should cheer em' up)!!!

[ArgyleChick]

At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame, women are very temperamental around this time and they just don't help the situation

Imagine if it was them............................

[Neko Bazu]

*cue jingly piano number*

Once a month your girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy Lil'Lets
It happens every twenty-eight days
When she's in her Luteal phase
All she does is moan and nag
You go five days without a shag
Where's the cunnilingus? You can only use your fingers
When she's using the menstrual rag!

For the week or two preceeding
The days your other half is bleeding
The moody bitch is in a stress
Complaining about PMS and
When her womb has started sloughing
You won't be eating any muffin
Two, four, six, eight
Come on girls, let's menstruate!

Heavy flow or gentle spotting
Running down her legs or clotting
All that lining that she sheds leaves
Nasty patches on your bedsheets
Just don't waste your efforts pleading
You won't be shagging when she's bleeding
The Methenamic acid means you might as well be flaccid
When she's using a menstrual rag!

It's hard to be all that devoted
When she is looking fat and bloated
From all the water she's retaining
While her pants have nasty staining
You won't be doing any groping
When she's losing haemoglobin
Two, four, six, eight
Come on girls, lets menstruate!

Get those Bodyforms with wings
And grab your Tampax by the strings
And TENA lady's sanitary pads
Come on boys you've seen the ads
This dance is sweeping through the nation
Here's three cheers for menstruation
Its the latest craze every 28 days
They're all using a menstrual
Using a menstrual rag!

It seemed appropriate

[Argyle_Smurf]

neko said:

*cue jingly piano number*

Once a month your girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy Lil'Lets
It happens every twenty-eight days
When she's in her Luteal phase
All she does is moan and nag
You go five days without a shag
Where's the cunnilingus? You can only use your fingers
When she's using the menstrual rag!

For the week or two preceeding
The days your other half is bleeding
The moody bitch is in a stress
Complaining about PMS and
When her womb has started sloughing
You won't be eating any muffin
Two, four, six, eight
Come on girls, let's menstruate!

Heavy flow or gentle spotting
Running down her legs or clotting
All that lining that she sheds leaves
Nasty patches on your bedsheets
Just don't waste your efforts pleading
You won't be shagging when she's bleeding
The Methenamic acid means you might as well be flaccid
When she's using a menstrual rag!

It's hard to be all that devoted
When she is looking fat and bloated
From all the water she's retaining
While her pants have nasty staining
You won't be doing any groping
When she's losing haemoglobin
Two, four, six, eight
Come on girls, lets menstruate!

Get those Bodyforms with wings
And grab your Tampax by the strings
And TENA lady's sanitary pads
Come on boys you've seen the ads
This dance is sweeping through the nation
Here's three cheers for menstruation
Its the latest craze every 28 days
They're all using a menstrual
Using a menstrual rag!

It seemed appropriate

Exalt. Just hearing that in my head played in a similar vein to the penis song on Monty Python...

[Neko Bazu]

argylesmurf said:

neko said:

*cue jingly piano number*

Once a month your girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy Lil'Lets
It happens every twenty-eight days
When she's in her Luteal phase
All she does is moan and nag
You go five days without a shag
Where's the cunnilingus? You can only use your fingers
When she's using the menstrual rag!

For the week or two preceeding
The days your other half is bleeding
The moody bitch is in a stress
Complaining about PMS and
When her womb has started sloughing
You won't be eating any muffin
Two, four, six, eight
Come on girls, let's menstruate!

Heavy flow or gentle spotting
Running down her legs or clotting
All that lining that she sheds leaves
Nasty patches on your bedsheets
Just don't waste your efforts pleading
You won't be shagging when she's bleeding
The Methenamic acid means you might as well be flaccid
When she's using a menstrual rag!

It's hard to be all that devoted
When she is looking fat and bloated
From all the water she's retaining
While her pants have nasty staining
You won't be doing any groping
When she's losing haemoglobin
Two, four, six, eight
Come on girls, lets menstruate!

Get those Bodyforms with wings
And grab your Tampax by the strings
And TENA lady's sanitary pads
Come on boys you've seen the ads
This dance is sweeping through the nation
Here's three cheers for menstruation
Its the latest craze every 28 days
They're all using a menstrual
Using a menstrual rag!

It seemed appropriate

Exalt. Just hearing that in my head played in a similar vein to the penis song on Monty Python...

Thank you! Have one back; I feel cheap today ;D

If it means anything to you, the original tune for that is called The Vatican Rag - famous piano piece, though you'd probably have to hear it. I didn't know the name 'til about five minutes ago!

[Mrs H]

What do you mean Andrew

[ITFC Dudette6]

neko said:

Come on girls, let's menstruate!

To be honest, I'd rather not!

[officergroyman]

argylechick said:

At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame.........

WHAT THE beeeeep'n beeeeep, oh I don't think so.

Let's go back to the whole START of things if I may.

Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil (the whole garden of Eden thingy, you know catch up people).
Who was it that took the fruit and took a bite of that apple
Who was it that then coerced Adam into also partaking

........ Ummmm Hmmmmmm - think about it people!!!

[Mrs H]

officergroyman said:

argylechick said:

At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame.........

WHAT THE beeeeep'n beeeeep, oh I don't think so.

Let's go back to the whole START of things if I may.

Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil (the whole garden of Eden thingy, you know catch up people).
Who was it that took the fruit and took a bite of that apple
Who was it that then coerced Adam into also partaking

........ Ummmm Hmmmmmm - think about it people!!!

It was niether because niether existed and we descended from apes.

[Neko Bazu]

argylechick said:

At the end of the day the men have to take some of the blame, women are very temperamental around this time and they just don't help the situation

Have to agree with OG on this one: Ya what?!

It doesn't matter what we do when women are on their time, it's something wrong! I've seen guys who cuddle their girlfriends - when they start crying for no reason - get pushed away and kicked, then two minutes later get screamed at for not trying to comfort them!

The thing that really gets me is that women spend all their adult life complaining about what hormones do to them, then the menopause comes along, and what do they do? They go and pump themselves full of more hormones and prolong the suffering for everyone!

[jh1980]

I sympathise partially with Neko's view... the better of us guys try to do right to you, to no avail! Tis unfair.

I also sympathise with AC, if men had to go through that each month we'd probably be gibbering wrecks. Though I strongly suspect the more brutish of our type would simply laugh about it after a bit... meh I dunno.

[Neko Bazu]

jh1980 said:

I also sympathise with AC, if men had to go through that each month we'd probably be gibbering wrecks. Though I strongly suspect the more brutish of our type would simply laugh about it after a bit... meh I dunno.

Tests and research have shown that men have a higher pain tolerance than women - we're able to mentally distance ourselves from it to a degree, so would be less affected by the same amount of pain. We might be crap when it comes to man-flu (some of us, anyway; I carry on as normal ), but where genuine pain's concerned, we're much better off.

So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better!

[jh1980]

neko said:

So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better!

LOL, after you with the old "Being Torn a New Arse-hole!" ;D

[Neko Bazu]

jh1980 said:

neko said:

So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better!

LOL, after you with the old "Being Torn a New Arse-hole!" ;D

It's entirely rhetorical ;D

[Mrs H]

neko said:

jh1980 said:

I also sympathise with AC, if men had to go through that each month we'd probably be gibbering wrecks. Though I strongly suspect the more brutish of our type would simply laugh about it after a bit... meh I dunno.

Tests and research have shown that men have a higher pain tolerance than women - we're able to mentally distance ourselves from it to a degree, so would be less affected by the same amount of pain. We might be crap when it comes to man-flu (some of us, anyway; I carry on as normal ), but where genuine pain's concerned, we're much better off.

So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better!

It's not about pain (although cramps and back pain aren't good), it's about bleeding for a week, being tired all the time because you've been bleeding for a week, not being able to control your emotions because you know you're being a shit but can you hell-as-like stop it, breasts swelling up so that even wearing a bra hurts them. It's about being generally uncomfortable for in total 12 weeks a year.

So give us a break!

[jh1980]

mrsh said:

It's not about pain (although cramps and back pain aren't good), it's about bleeding for a week, being tired all the time because you've been bleeding for a week, not being able to control your emotions because you know you're being a shit but can you hell-as-like stop it, breasts swelling up so that even wearing a bra hurts them. It's about being generally uncomfortable for in total 12 weeks a year.

So give us a break!

And you all have my sympathy!

Now would you like a hug, or would you prefer to kick me in the head for existing?!

*AND THERE'S THE PROBLEM!* ;D

[Neko Bazu]

mrsh said:

neko said:

Tests and research have shown that men have a higher pain tolerance than women - we're able to mentally distance ourselves from it to a degree, so would be less affected by the same amount of pain. We might be crap when it comes to man-flu (some of us, anyway; I carry on as normal ), but where genuine pain's concerned, we're much better off.

So to answer the old rhetoric; give us the right equipment and yes, we probably could handle childbirth better!

It's not about pain (although cramps and back pain aren't good), it's about bleeding for a week, being tired all the time because you've been bleeding for a week, not being able to control your emotions because you know you're being a shit but can you hell-as-like stop it, breasts swelling up so that even wearing a bra hurts them. It's about being generally uncomfortable for in total 12 weeks a year.

So give us a break!

The pain is the only part of it we hear about, for the most part!

Yeah, I appreciate the whole business is shitty-as-all-hell; I'm just raising the point that we get all kinds of abuse hurled our way about not caring and stuff, and the truth is we do care; some of us get genuinely distressed seeing our girlfriend sat there bawling her eyes out, but if we try to help, we get shit, and if we don't, we get shit!

Being called some of the things I've heard women say to their boyfriends/husbands can genuinely hurt when it comes from the one you love; I'm just saying that men suffer horribly during 'the time of the month' too! (As I'm sure most would agree, emotional upset is worse than physical pain by a fair measure!)