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Post by Mrs H on Aug 16, 2007 8:41:23 GMT -1
...and should be hit with large mallets. Hi everyone
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Post by C@V on Aug 16, 2007 8:44:12 GMT -1
:-*You're pretty
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Post by HGO on Aug 16, 2007 8:45:19 GMT -1
Whys that H?
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Post by C@V on Aug 16, 2007 8:46:22 GMT -1
They beat her at scrabble lol!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 16, 2007 8:48:25 GMT -1
Because I've just looked after 2 of them for 2 days and the 4 year old is in a "phase". Whenever you talk to her she ignores you and when you do get her attention she just stares at you like the spawn of satan.
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Post by HGO on Aug 16, 2007 8:48:55 GMT -1
The little shits and their long words. How many points do you get for shizzle
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Post by HGO on Aug 16, 2007 8:49:39 GMT -1
They still do that at 17 Because I've just looked after 2 of them for 2 days and the 4 year old is in a "phase". Whenever you talk to her she ignores you and when you do get her attention she just stares at you like the spawn of satan.
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 16, 2007 8:49:52 GMT -1
Because I've just looked after 2 of them for 2 days and the 4 year old is in a "phase". Whenever you talk to her she ignores you and when you do get her attention she just stares at you like the spawn of satan. thats because you stole her toys and wouldn't give her a big mac
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Post by Billy on Aug 16, 2007 8:49:53 GMT -1
Morning H - I know what you mean - my boss brings his girl into work sometimes, and sweet as she is, sometimes I just wanna drop kick her into next week
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 16, 2007 8:52:49 GMT -1
Morning H - I know what you mean - my boss brings his girl into work sometimes, and sweet as she is, sometimes I just wanna drop kick her into next week Billy!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Aug 16, 2007 8:54:20 GMT -1
That's -15 points Billy!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 16, 2007 8:56:43 GMT -1
I seem to be getting less motherly the more time I spend around children. Parents try to convince themselves that "their children will be different" and that their kid is just "going through a phase", when the truth is children are shit at every age and suck away your true identity. Still want one though at some point. God I'm such a woman!
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Post by HGO on Aug 16, 2007 8:56:58 GMT -1
I hate it when kids come into work, women ooing and ahhing before they throw up Morning H - I know what you mean - my boss brings his girl into work sometimes, and sweet as she is, sometimes I just wanna drop kick her into next week Billy!
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Post by Billy on Aug 16, 2007 8:57:01 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 16, 2007 9:02:01 GMT -1
Billy, you spoke the truth, and that is all that matters The truth sometimes hurts of course, very much like being drop-kicked! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Aug 16, 2007 9:02:31 GMT -1
Only joking Billy anyway Mrs H gets -20 points. ;D Talking about kids, look at these footballers when they were young, the Lampard one is funny ;D (or go here you might be able to it bigger if you enlarge it in the bottom right corner i65.photobucket.com/albums/h213/lucasledge/fottydc6ae3.jpgStill small ok well Lampard is is on the far right, the fat one, see if you can work out which he is.
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Post by Billy on Aug 16, 2007 9:10:34 GMT -1
It's not that I don't like kids - but they shouldn't be brought into work - I'm trying to do my job (well, sometimes anyway ) and I've got some 5 year old trying to make my decide which of her boy puppies should hook up with her girl puppies! FFS!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 16, 2007 9:15:20 GMT -1
Awwwww mine are angels. They are both in a phase of doing exactly what dad tells them to do.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 16, 2007 9:15:29 GMT -1
I'm slightly disturbed that a 5-yr old girl comes into your office and talks about "hooking up puppies"
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Post by Billy on Aug 16, 2007 9:16:30 GMT -1
I'm slightly disturbed that a 5-yr old girl comes into your office and talks about "hooking up puppies" well, those were my words - but she has all these little toy puppies and she was asking me to pick girls and boys to pair up - and then reading all about them to me!!
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