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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 14, 2007 7:17:09 GMT -1
Aren't you glad you're not a woman?
You're not a Sheila
You're a Peter
Or a Clive
Because their lack of spatial awareness
Makes 'em really fucking careless
You should never ever let a woman drive
If a girl is sitting at the wheel
You're gonna hear the crunch of steel
There's a very real danger that you'll crash into a stranger
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive
If you ever let a bird reverse
You're gfonna end up in a hearse
You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive!
To the 'Sheila's Wheels' tune
Morning all! ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 14, 2007 7:19:39 GMT -1
i'm pretty satisfied, yes
good moaning, all.
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Post by C@V on Aug 14, 2007 7:19:54 GMT -1
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Hello Dang a lang gang!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 14, 2007 7:23:42 GMT -1
Ding dong! ;D
I trust we're all well this fine miserably grey day?
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Post by C@V on Aug 14, 2007 7:26:07 GMT -1
Shall we male bond and wrestle a little?
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 14, 2007 7:26:46 GMT -1
i like the rain.....
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Post by C@V on Aug 14, 2007 7:27:54 GMT -1
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 14, 2007 7:28:15 GMT -1
What if you are a chick with a dick? Not that i am of course.
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 14, 2007 7:28:45 GMT -1
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 14, 2007 7:30:37 GMT -1
What if you are a chick with a dick? Not that i am of course. then you have gender issues |
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Post by C@V on Aug 14, 2007 7:31:18 GMT -1
What if you are a chick with a dick? Not that i am of course. You get beat up! |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 14, 2007 7:32:50 GMT -1
What if you are a chick with a dick? Not that i am of course. You get beat up! So they are not allowed on here? What about those part ops? Where they have a fanny and no tits,like Victoria Beckham? |
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Post by C@V on Aug 14, 2007 7:34:23 GMT -1
So they are not allowed on here? What about those part ops? Where they have a fanny and no tits,like Victoria Beckham? We'll play it by ear. |
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 14, 2007 7:35:50 GMT -1
So they are not allowed on here? What about those part ops? Where they have a fanny and no tits,like Victoria Beckham? We'll play it by ear. her tits are lobes? |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 14, 2007 7:37:54 GMT -1
Ear lobes are in fact ounce for ounce heavier than the skinny putrid cows tits. |
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Post by C@V on Aug 14, 2007 7:38:05 GMT -1
No they're not big enough. |
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 14, 2007 7:40:53 GMT -1
She makes a cambodian look like Michelle McManus!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 14, 2007 9:01:50 GMT -1
She makes a great fabric-cleaning utensil, what with those scrubbing-board ribs and that ironing board chest  She's just the right size to give your rugs a really good whack when beating the dust out of them too!  |
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She's just the right size to give your rugs a really good whack when beating the dust out of them too! 