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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 11:59:26 GMT -1
A few weeks ago I decided that being a teacher might just be inspiring and meaningful career change I've been looking for........don't laugh!! Anyway, as today I've received confirmation from a school that I've been accepted for a weeks' observational placement in September, I thought it would be rather a good idea to prepare myself. So after you've (obviously) told me what a great idea this is, you may like to test me with some questions you remember pondering during your early years in the classroom and I'll see if I can help. ;D Peace out muthaf*ckas!!
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Post by gt on Jun 20, 2008 12:03:27 GMT -1
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:07:25 GMT -1
Thanks Tom......though I'm planning on teaching Stage 2 kids if I like the look of things, that's for Stage 4! ;D
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Post by Billy on Jun 20, 2008 12:09:18 GMT -1
what do you do now Trav? I always wanted to know why the writing paper we were given at school smelt of sick! Oh and exalted for the landmark
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2008 12:12:23 GMT -1
Well done Mr Man I would like to know what you would do in the event of a 7 year old drinking poster paint?
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:13:10 GMT -1
what do you do now Trav? I always wanted to know why the writing paper we were given at school smelt of sick! Oh and exalted for the landmark I'm the most shamefully over-educated postman in Pudsey! That's easy to answer though Billy. Schools always liked to challenge young minds by using paper that was wholly innappropriate for it's use. Why do you think tracing paper was always used in the toilets?
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:16:55 GMT -1
Well done Mr Man I would like to know what you would do in the event of a 7 year old drinking poster paint? Why thank you Mrs Lady! Well first up, what did you do after the said act? I'm thinking that I'd use a bed sheet as a large makeshift canvas and induce the child to vomit. The result would be an early expressionist masterpiece that I'd offer for sale to the Tate Modern.
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2008 12:18:18 GMT -1
Well done Mr Man I would like to know what you would do in the event of a 7 year old drinking poster paint? Why thank you Mrs Lady! Well first up, what did you do after the said act? I'm thinking that I'd use a bed sheet as a large makeshift canvas and induce the child to vomit. The result would be an early expressionist masterpiece that I'd offer for sale to the Tate Modern. I vomited a very sludgey coloured liquid down the teeney tiny toilet with my teacher holding my hair back.
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Post by Billy on Jun 20, 2008 12:18:52 GMT -1
what do you do now Trav? I always wanted to know why the writing paper we were given at school smelt of sick! Oh and exalted for the landmark I'm the most shamefully over-educated postman in Pudsey! That's easy to answer though Billy. Schools always liked to challenge young minds by using paper that was wholly innappropriate for it's use. Why do you think tracing paper was always used in the toilets? that's where my grandad lived! 12 Station Place - they had cobbles on the streets ;D The toilet paper at my school was pink and had sharp edges
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2008 12:21:01 GMT -1
I'm the most shamefully over-educated postman in Pudsey! That's easy to answer though Billy. Schools always liked to challenge young minds by using paper that was wholly innappropriate for it's use. Why do you think tracing paper was always used in the toilets? that's where my grandad lived! 12 Station Place - they had cobbles on the streets ;D The toilet paper at my school was pink and had sharp edges Are you sure that wasn't a set square Billy?
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:22:42 GMT -1
Why thank you Mrs Lady! Well first up, what did you do after the said act? I'm thinking that I'd use a bed sheet as a large makeshift canvas and induce the child to vomit. The result would be an early expressionist masterpiece that I'd offer for sale to the Tate Modern. I vomited a very sludgey coloured liquid down the teeney tiny toilet with my teacher holding my hair back. So if I get the kid to vomit through their fingers, then I'm on to a winner!! ;D
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:23:52 GMT -1
I'm the most shamefully over-educated postman in Pudsey! That's easy to answer though Billy. Schools always liked to challenge young minds by using paper that was wholly innappropriate for it's use. Why do you think tracing paper was always used in the toilets? that's where my grandad lived! 12 Station Place - they had cobbles on the streets ;D The toilet paper at my school was pink and had sharp edges Really? Well that street aint there anymore.....or I've overlooked something!! Where abouts was this strange street?
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2008 12:24:12 GMT -1
I vomited a very sludgey coloured liquid down the teeney tiny toilet with my teacher holding my hair back. So if I get the kid to vomit through their fingers, then I'm on to a winner!! ;D Remember you have to wipe them down after so sick on hands is not a good thing.
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:26:44 GMT -1
So if I get the kid to vomit through their fingers, then I'm on to a winner!! ;D Remember you have to wipe them down after so sick on hands is not a good thing. Tis a small price to pay if I discover the new Jackson Pollock! ;D
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Post by T C on Jun 20, 2008 12:26:46 GMT -1
well done Trav..... won't embarrass you by asking too dificult a question so here goes...
What's 1 plus 1 ? ;D exalt mate
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Post by Billy on Jun 20, 2008 12:27:14 GMT -1
that's where my grandad lived! 12 Station Place - they had cobbles on the streets ;D The toilet paper at my school was pink and had sharp edges Really? Well that street aint there anymore.....or I've overlooked something!! Where abouts was this strange street? oh, maybe it wasn't Pudsey then - might it have been Bramley instead Hang on... Here... www.multimap.com/maps/?hloc=GB|station%20place%20leedsIs on a steep angle - you could start the car just by roling it down the hill
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Post by Billy on Jun 20, 2008 12:28:50 GMT -1
that's where my grandad lived! 12 Station Place - they had cobbles on the streets ;D The toilet paper at my school was pink and had sharp edges Are you sure that wasn't a set square Billy? ;D
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:29:56 GMT -1
well done Trav..... won't embarrass you by asking too dificult a question so here goes... What's 1 plus 1 ? ;D exalt mate I'm not doing trick questions!! Though according to 90's songstress Dana Dawson.... One and one is two, two is me and you Two plus one is three, three is family I believed in you and your love was true Finally complete, three is family I have a good memory for shit records!! ;D So.......2?
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Post by T C on Jun 20, 2008 12:30:58 GMT -1
Really? Well that street aint there anymore.....or I've overlooked something!! Where abouts was this strange street? oh, maybe it wasn't Pudsey then - might it have been Bramley instead Hang on... Here... www.multimap.com/maps/?hloc=GB|station%20place%20leedsIs on a steep angle - you could start the car just by roling it down the hill that hill is up Rodley I think
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Post by Travis on Jun 20, 2008 12:31:22 GMT -1
Really? Well that street aint there anymore.....or I've overlooked something!! Where abouts was this strange street? oh, maybe it wasn't Pudsey then - might it have been Bramley instead Hang on... Here... www.multimap.com/maps/?hloc=GB|station%20place%20leedsIs on a steep angle - you could start the car just by roling it down the hill Yup, I know the area. Live about a mile down the road, just around the corner from the park.
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