Right boys and girls, 30,000 posts for the undisputed posting champion of Wales... put your hands together and MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
Now these parties are usually about love for my homeboys and homegirls, but I've notice a LOT of negativity in my time here, and I've come up with "a little somethin' somethin" for those of you who doubted me, those who joked on me... DJ, spin it!
Yo, you want an argument? Here's an argument for you, lemme lay this sh*t out for ya...
You say I'm insecure, that words are my only skills,
At the end of the day I pay ridiculous bills,
My apartment is dope, you live in the styx,
You made your slim pickings selling mortar and bricks!
You say I'm a perv, mackin with the ladies,
You're jealous, bitch, cos you're tied down with babies!
Your home life, your wife, your kid and your hook up
When I'm catching 40 zees, you're cleaning green sh*t up!
Yeah I wrote some hot words, sent to girls who you know
Wanna know their response? "Jules I am so wet for you now!"
You think that's a joke? You think that you know it?
Here's news - all the ladies think I'm a poet!
So I know I'm the man when the girl I'm with squeals -
"Oh baby, you have no idea how good that feels!"
In the game of life, yeah you know you came last
cos' when you shake your money-maker, ho you're shaking your ass!
When I shake mine, I'm saying "no way, fool"
cos' you only rule the alleys cos' you sucked at school!
You're ridiculous! You think you can battle me?
When you spin your wack lyrics you conspire to flatter me!
Go back to your bins - that's about your level.
Here's a tip from your desk-chair, learn to swivel!
One last thing, lemme say something else
You wanna think twice before you f**k with the Welsh!
Grab a beer, bow down and exalt me!
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