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Post by jh1980 on May 29, 2008 12:23:04 GMT -1
Right boys and girls, 30,000 posts for the undisputed posting champion of Wales... put your hands together and MAKE SOME NOISE!!! Now these parties are usually about love for my homeboys and homegirls, but I've notice a LOT of negativity in my time here, and I've come up with "a little somethin' somethin" for those of you who doubted me, those who joked on me... DJ, spin it! Yo, you want an argument? Here's an argument for you, lemme lay this sh*t out for ya... You say I'm insecure, that words are my only skills, At the end of the day I pay ridiculous bills, My apartment is dope, you live in the styx, You made your slim pickings selling mortar and bricks! You say I'm a perv, mackin with the ladies, You're jealous, bitch, cos you're tied down with babies! Your home life, your wife, your kid and your hook up When I'm catching 40 zees, you're cleaning green sh*t up! Yeah I wrote some hot words, sent to girls who you know Wanna know their response? "Jules I am so wet for you now!" You think that's a joke? You think that you know it? Here's news - all the ladies think I'm a poet! So I know I'm the man when the girl I'm with squeals - "Oh baby, you have no idea how good that feels!" In the game of life, yeah you know you came last cos' when you shake your money-maker, ho you're shaking your ass! When I shake mine, I'm saying "no way, fool" cos' you only rule the alleys cos' you sucked at school! You're ridiculous! You think you can battle me? When you spin your wack lyrics you conspire to flatter me! Go back to your bins - that's about your level. Here's a tip from your desk-chair, learn to swivel! One last thing, lemme say something else You wanna think twice before you f**k with the Welsh! Grab a beer, bow down and exalt me! ;D
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Post by shinny on May 29, 2008 12:40:04 GMT -1
already read it! Tis class Julius already exalted lol
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Post by Travis on May 29, 2008 12:40:29 GMT -1
LOL!! I always wondered what happened to Lil' Bow Wow!! ;D I'll take the beer and give the exalt......while sidestepping the bowing! Good work Juliano!
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Post by thales on May 29, 2008 12:41:16 GMT -1
No bowing for us irish, ya welsh pansy ;D
join the queue for exalts....
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Post by gt on May 29, 2008 12:41:43 GMT -1
Exalted Jules Am currently trying to rewrite 29xThe Pain by the Wildhearts, with my own frames of musical reference!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 29, 2008 12:44:24 GMT -1
LOL, Poet Laureate you aint ;D it is you who should be bowing to your English masters your on my exalt list.......(and a few others) ;D
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Post by jh1980 on May 29, 2008 13:12:29 GMT -1
LOL, Poet Laureate you aint ;D it is you who should be bowing to your English masters your on my exalt list.......(and a few others) ;D "Ain't" I?! It's in style fella, and it works well Never! ;D Cheers, lot of people looked at this and didn't post... *strokes chin contemplatively*
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Post by HURLOCK on May 29, 2008 13:45:17 GMT -1
Jules the peoples poet Exalted like a homeboy when I reload
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Post by jh1980 on May 29, 2008 13:54:21 GMT -1
Jules the peoples poet Exalted like a homeboy when I reload LMAO cheers Yan the Man!
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Post by lg12 on May 29, 2008 14:08:40 GMT -1
Weldone Jules, Exalted
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Post by Billy on May 29, 2008 14:09:34 GMT -1
Oh Fkn hell!!!! erm, well done on the land mark Jules ;D *exalt*
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Post by addicted2venos on May 29, 2008 14:19:49 GMT -1
AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH my eyes, that's hideous!! It's like GLC have reformed but have lost their humour and "lyrical skills". Whenever you criticise my english in future I shall remind you of this point, ..... where you launched your own personal assault on all that is decent and good!! Have an exalt for reaching 30k ............ but after 'the rap' <make sideshow bob noise> it's given very begrudgingly!!
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Post by ArgyleChick on May 29, 2008 14:30:18 GMT -1
Well done Jules - have an exalt!
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Post by jh1980 on May 29, 2008 14:38:49 GMT -1
AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH my eyes, that's hideous!! It's like GLC have reformed but have lost their humour and "lyrical skills". Whenever you criticise my english in future I shall remind you of this point, ..... where you launched your own personal assault on all that is decent and good!! Have an exalt for reaching 30k ............ but after 'the rap' <make sideshow bob noise> it's given very begrudgingly!! Charmed! ;D You're only being scathing because some of it so fully applies to you!
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Post by addicted2venos on May 29, 2008 14:46:00 GMT -1
Charmed! ;D You're only being scathing because some of it so fully applies to you! I did note that some of it was a pop at me, some of it a pop at Hurls, some a pop at Cav ...... and I sure there'll have been a diss for H in there as well .......... so well done for that!! ........ but seriously ..... it had all the charm of two fat chicks snowballing congealed gravy!!
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Post by jh1980 on May 29, 2008 14:49:53 GMT -1
I did note that some of it was a pop at me, some of it a pop at Hurls, some a pop at Cav ...... and I sure there'll have been a diss for H in there as well .......... so well done for that!! ........ but seriously ..... it had all the charm of two fat chicks snowballing congealed gravy!! It wasn't meant to be charming! It's evocative, it's also a laugh as others have... but not curmudgeonly old Kieran, eh?! Your put-downs are so witty though fella, that they don't really bother me!
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Post by addicted2venos on May 29, 2008 14:58:16 GMT -1
It wasn't meant to be charming! It's evocative, it's also a laugh as others have... but not curmudgeonly old Kieran, eh?! Your put-downs are so witty though fella, that they don't really bother me! ...... ahhh well c'est la vie, we'll just chalk it down to you having a bad 'literary' day ......... as it evoked memories of my Dad dancing and politicians trying to be cool!!
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Post by jh1980 on May 29, 2008 15:01:28 GMT -1
...... ahhh well c'est la vie, we'll just chalk it down to you having a bad 'literary' day ......... as it evoked memories of my Dad dancing and politicians trying to be cool!! I suppose it must be hard to laugh at yourself, when you are awake at all kinds of random hours, dealing with those soiled nappies with a gleam of half-witted joy in your eyes at the wonder of your creation... but never mind, I shall bid you goodnight, and fear not I never drank 14 pints while working on a milk-float!
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Post by addicted2venos on May 29, 2008 15:06:20 GMT -1
I suppose it must be hard to laugh at yourself, when you are awake at all kinds of random hours, dealing with those soiled nappies with a gleam of half-witted joy in your eyes at the wonder of your creation... but never mind, I shall bid you goodnight, and fear not I never drank 14 pints while working on a milk-float! ......... oh dear, missed again!!
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Post by T C on May 29, 2008 15:35:11 GMT -1
Bow to the Welsh ? ? ? no way jose! crap rap too but ;D ;D ;D ;D a MASSIVE WELL DONE JULES will exalt when can ( 5th on list tho) ;D ;D ;D
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