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Post by Billy on Aug 1, 2007 14:03:32 GMT -1
Sooo how do you satisfy a Jelly Bean? You must have a tiny penis! ;D Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. and for the recors my penis is of average length but could do with a little more girth, but it's what you do with it that matters and I've only ever had one complaint and that was due to the fact that I came off as I was retreating and accidentally sprayed her in her eye. LOL, poor bugger sat in his office all alone havingto read this, Sorry. ;D ;D ;D OI!! Less of the poor!
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:04:58 GMT -1
Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. and for the recors my penis is of average length but could do with a little more girth, but it's what you do with it that matters and I've only ever had one complaint and that was due to the fact that I came off as I was retreating and accidentally sprayed her in her eye. LOL, poor bugger sat in his office all alone havingto read this, Sorry. ;D ;D ;D Well you can't be Blade with Gay Hair, there were far too many words with more than one syallable in them and I don't think Morton would offfer to 'do me' with a jelly beaned dildo. So who are you really? But a jelly beaned dildo is much better than just an average ribbed condom.
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:05:48 GMT -1
Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. and for the recors my penis is of average length but could do with a little more girth, but it's what you do with it that matters and I've only ever had one complaint and that was due to the fact that I came off as I was retreating and accidentally sprayed her in her eye. LOL, poor bugger sat in his office all alone havingto read this, Sorry. ;D ;D ;D OI!! Less of the poor! Yeh you're right, you are after all getting paid to read this!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:06:10 GMT -1
Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. Well you can't be Blade with Gay Hair, there were far too many words with more than one syallable in them and I don't think Morton would offfer to 'do me' with a jelly beaned dildo. So who are you really? I'm suspicious of the phrase "orgasm inducing tasks" - he'd be more specific surely if he knew what he was on about (Let's face it, he's not shy?!)
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:08:22 GMT -1
Well you can't be Blade with Gay Hair, there were far too many words with more than one syallable in them and I don't think Morton would offfer to 'do me' with a jelly beaned dildo. So who are you really? I'm suspicious of the phrase "orgasm inducing tasks" - he'd be more specific surely if he knew what he was on about (Let's face it, he's not shy?!) Well I can go into details if you want.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 14:08:31 GMT -1
Franko?
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:08:41 GMT -1
Well you can't be Blade with Gay Hair, there were far too many words with more than one syallable in them and I don't think Morton would offfer to 'do me' with a jelly beaned dildo. So who are you really? I'm suspicious of the phrase "orgasm inducing tasks" - he'd be more specific surely if he knew what he was on about (Let's face it, he's not shy?!) Ah so he knows nothing about sex with a woman and partakes of sexually activity with himself. Still sounds like Morton to me!
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Post by Billy on Aug 1, 2007 14:09:33 GMT -1
Wouldn't have said Franko myself - he would have just been Franko - Is it that Nordon fella?
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:10:00 GMT -1
I'm suspicious of the phrase "orgasm inducing tasks" - he'd be more specific surely if he knew what he was on about (Let's face it, he's not shy?!) Ah so he knows nothing about sex with a woman and partakes of sexually activity with himself. Still sounds like Morton to me! LOL
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 14:10:18 GMT -1
oh good shout Billy of Stortford
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:10:40 GMT -1
Wouldn't have said Franko myself - he would have just been Franko - Is it that Nordon fella? Dennis Nordon posts on here! What a coup.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:10:51 GMT -1
I'm suspicious of the phrase "orgasm inducing tasks" - he'd be more specific surely if he knew what he was on about (Let's face it, he's not shy?!) Ah so he knows nothing about sex with a woman and partakes of sexual activity with himself. Still sounds like Morton to me! Indeed, that's where I was going! ;D But a bit harsh on Morton... Still, maybe this guy's got a point, but I think Jelly Beans would melt and go floppy... plus that's a pretty odd and specific fetish! ;D
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:12:02 GMT -1
Ah so he knows nothing about sex with a woman and partakes of sexual activity with himself. Still sounds like Morton to me! Indeed, that's where I was going! ;D But a bit harsh on Morton... Still, maybe this guy's got a point, but I think Jelly Beans would melt and go floppy... plus that's a pretty odd and specific fetish! ;D I freeze them first for the added sensation.
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:12:19 GMT -1
Could be Cav?
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 14:12:43 GMT -1
someone to do with admin or has left and come back...
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:13:13 GMT -1
Could be Cav? Is he a known merchant banker?
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:14:04 GMT -1
Could be Cav? Is he a known merchant banker? Not to me.
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:14:48 GMT -1
Is he a known merchant banker? Not to me. you mean not at you surely?
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 1, 2007 14:15:16 GMT -1
Indeed, that's where I was going! ;D But a bit harsh on Morton... Still, maybe this guy's got a point, but I think Jelly Beans would melt and go floppy... plus that's a pretty odd and specific fetish! ;D I freeze them first for the added sensation. how do you like Your bean flicked?
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:16:09 GMT -1
Could be Cav? That's what I thought, sounds a bit like him, especially with the occasional "faux posh" moment (or maybe that's genuine, I've not met him... )
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