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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 13:53:48 GMT -1
You mean the sound of the Killers helps to improve your length? LOL Sooo how do you satisfy a Jelly Bean? You must have a tiny penis! ;D a paper clip? Safety Pin?
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Post by Katiekins on Aug 1, 2007 13:54:42 GMT -1
How is everyone today? *trying to change the converastion* I'm fine thank you, and yourself? Goood, i am fine thanks Went to see Simpsons today was alright not as good as i though it would be thoyugh
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 13:55:13 GMT -1
I'm fine thank you, and yourself? Goood, i am fine thanks Went to see Simpsons today was alright not as good as i though it would be thoyugh Is that because Spider pig is the best thing in it?
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 13:55:38 GMT -1
I'm fine thank you, and yourself? Goood, i am fine thanks Went to see Simpsons today was alright not as good as i though it would be thoyugh I saw it on Sunday. Thought the first hour was good, died a bit towards the end though.
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 13:55:43 GMT -1
Sooo how do you satisfy a Jelly Bean? You must have a tiny penis! ;D a paper clip? Safety Pin? Bit metally though.
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Post by Katiekins on Aug 1, 2007 13:56:16 GMT -1
Goood, i am fine thanks Went to see Simpsons today was alright not as good as i though it would be thoyugh Is that because Spider pig is the best thing in it? Yep and thats pretty much all lol!!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 13:56:40 GMT -1
Well fairly obviously through experience! The server here crashed for the last ten minutes btw... So expect a glut of "catching-up posts"
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 13:57:00 GMT -1
a paper clip? Safety Pin? Bit metally though. Cocktail stick to give it some wood!
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Post by Katiekins on Aug 1, 2007 13:57:02 GMT -1
Goood, i am fine thanks Went to see Simpsons today was alright not as good as i though it would be thoyugh I saw it on Sunday. Thought the first hour was good, died a bit towards the end though. Yea totally agree with that!!
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 13:57:29 GMT -1
Goood, i am fine thanks Went to see Simpsons today was alright not as good as i though it would be thoyugh Is that because Spider pig is the best thing in it? Yeah, but spider pig is great...
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 13:57:56 GMT -1
The server here crashed for the last ten minutes btw... So expect a glut of "catching-up posts" Bollocks you went to think of Mrs H nude coloured thong ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 13:58:27 GMT -1
Cocktail stick to give it some wood! Think of the splinters though Ninj!
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 13:58:28 GMT -1
Cocktail stick to give it some wood! that's a suicide-inspiring pun.
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 13:58:29 GMT -1
You mean the sound of the Killers helps to improve your length? LOL Sooo how do you satisfy a Jelly Bean? You must have a tiny penis! ;D Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. and for the recors my penis is of average length but could do with a little more girth, but it's what you do with it that matters and I've only ever had one complaint and that was due to the fact that I came off as I was retreating and accidentally sprayed her in her eye. LOL, poor bugger sat in his office all alone havingto read this, Sorry. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:00:07 GMT -1
Bollocks you went to think of Mrs H nude coloured thong ;D Ah, gentle Ninj... the covering is, in fairness as H said, not the most important thing! ;D But seriously - let's not keep talking about masturbation lol!
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:00:43 GMT -1
Sooo how do you satisfy a Jelly Bean? You must have a tiny penis! ;D Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. and for the recors my penis is of average length but could do with a little more girth, but it's what you do with it that matters and I've only ever had one complaint and that was due to the fact that I came off as I was retreating and accidentally sprayed her in her eye. LOL, poor bugger sat in his office all alone havingto read this, Sorry. ;D ;D ;D I'm learning so much about you and jelly beans that I really didn't need to learn.
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 14:01:26 GMT -1
The server here crashed for the last ten minutes btw... So expect a glut of "catching-up posts" Bollocks you went to think of Mrs H nude coloured thong ;D 5 minute walk to toilet though
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:01:45 GMT -1
Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. and for the recors my penis is of average length but could do with a little more girth, but it's what you do with it that matters and I've only ever had one complaint and that was due to the fact that I came off as I was retreating and accidentally sprayed her in her eye. LOL, poor bugger sat in his office all alone havingto read this, Sorry. ;D ;D ;D I'm learning so much about you and jelly beans that I really didn't need to learn. Well I used to use Marbles.
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Post by Katiekins on Aug 1, 2007 14:01:46 GMT -1
How disturbing
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:02:14 GMT -1
Sooo how do you satisfy a Jelly Bean? You must have a tiny penis! ;D Well to satisfy you I'd stuff an extra strong condom full of jelly beans and use it as a dildo whist performing several other orgasm inducing tasks as well. and for the recors my penis is of average length but could do with a little more girth, but it's what you do with it that matters and I've only ever had one complaint and that was due to the fact that I came off as I was retreating and accidentally sprayed her in her eye. LOL, poor bugger sat in his office all alone havingto read this, Sorry. ;D ;D ;D Well you can't be Blade with Gay Hair, there were far too many words with more than one syallable in them and I don't think Morton would offfer to 'do me' with a jelly beaned dildo. So who are you really?
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