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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 12:39:51 GMT -1
This man goes on holidays, goes into the local pub for a pint. notices a horse in the corner with a sign beside it, which says "make the horse laugh and get £100", he keeps looking over at the horse while having his pint. the barman asks if he's going to give it a try? he asks what the story is? barman says nothing has every made the horse laugh, everyone in the village and everyone passing through.... the man gets up, walks over to the horse, whispers in it's ear and the horse starts laughing! the man goes back to the bar, finishes his pint, collects his £100 and leaves, as the horse still falls around laughing! a few years pass, and the man is back in the village on holidays, so decides to go into the pub again. the horse is still there, but with a new sign, "make the horse cry and get £100", he gets his pint and the barman tells him, no way he can get it to cry, even harder to do than make it laugh! man goes over to horse and it bursts out crying! the man goes back to the bar, collects his £100 and is about to leave when the barman says you have to tell me what you said to make it laugh and cry!!! man says "last time i told him i had a bigger lad than him!" "this time i showed him!"
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 1, 2007 12:42:20 GMT -1
United set to sign James Beattie & Kevin Kilbane for a total of 5.5 million At least they're signing a striker Why ..... do you want one of them, we've about 7 going spare!!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:43:35 GMT -1
At least they're signing a striker Why ..... do you want one of them, we've about 7 going spare!! The legacy of Warnock. Nade's not bad is he?
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:44:13 GMT -1
This man goes on holidays, goes into the local pub for a pint. notices a horse in the corner with a sign beside it, which says "make the horse laugh and get £100", he keeps looking over at the horse while having his pint. the barman asks if he's going to give it a try? he asks what the story is? barman says nothing has every made the horse laugh, everyone in the village and everyone passing through.... the man gets up, walks over to the horse, whispers in it's ear and the horse starts laughing! the man goes back to the bar, finishes his pint, collects his £100 and leaves, as the horse still falls around laughing! a few years pass, and the man is back in the village on holidays, so decides to go into the pub again. the horse is still there, but with a new sign, "make the horse cry and get £100", he gets his pint and the barman tells him, no way he can get it to cry, even harder to do than make it laugh! man goes over to horse and it bursts out crying! the man goes back to the bar, collects his £100 and is about to leave when the barman says you have to tell me what you said to make it laugh and cry!!! man says "last time i told him i had a bigger lad than him!" "this time i showed him!" Is this autobiographical Eoin?
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 12:44:18 GMT -1
At least they're signing a striker Why ..... do you want one of them, we've about 7 going spare!! SHOOT THE HORSE!
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 12:48:37 GMT -1
This man goes on holidays, goes into the local pub for a pint. notices a horse in the corner with a sign beside it, which says "make the horse laugh and get £100", he keeps looking over at the horse while having his pint. the barman asks if he's going to give it a try? he asks what the story is? barman says nothing has every made the horse laugh, everyone in the village and everyone passing through.... the man gets up, walks over to the horse, whispers in it's ear and the horse starts laughing! the man goes back to the bar, finishes his pint, collects his £100 and leaves, as the horse still falls around laughing! a few years pass, and the man is back in the village on holidays, so decides to go into the pub again. the horse is still there, but with a new sign, "make the horse cry and get £100", he gets his pint and the barman tells him, no way he can get it to cry, even harder to do than make it laugh! man goes over to horse and it bursts out crying! the man goes back to the bar, collects his £100 and is about to leave when the barman says you have to tell me what you said to make it laugh and cry!!! man says "last time i told him i had a bigger lad than him!" "this time i showed him!" Is this autobiographical Eoin? all i'll say is we have euros
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 1, 2007 12:48:40 GMT -1
Why ..... do you want one of them, we've about 7 going spare!! The legacy of Warnock. Nade's not bad is he? He's a good player ....... but he's also unfit and lazy. There's a viscious rumour on a Blades fansite, that he gets lapped by the goalkeepers when they players are running laps around the pitch!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 1, 2007 12:49:38 GMT -1
Why ..... do you want one of them, we've about 7 going spare!! SHOOT THE HORSE! We've going to make him into a £2million pound pie ......... and then boil down his bones to make glue!!
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Post by Billy on Aug 1, 2007 12:50:08 GMT -1
have you seen this Mrs H?
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 1, 2007 12:52:45 GMT -1
I went to see Frank Skinner last night, at a very small venue. I could share with you some of the things he said, I won't though as he was filthy ......... but very funny!!!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 12:53:32 GMT -1
SHOOT THE HORSE! We've going to make him into a £2million pound pie ......... and then boil down his bones to make glue!! LOL you mention the horse/glue thing a lot dude! You're not on "the vapours" are you?! Be sure to use plenty of seasoning with that pie, not sure anyone would pay £2m to eat Geoff Horsfield! ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 12:55:46 GMT -1
Whats green and smells of pork?
Kermits fingers
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 1, 2007 13:00:11 GMT -1
LOL you mention the horse/glue thing a lot dude! You're not on "the vapours" are you?! Be sure to use plenty of seasoning with that pie, not sure anyone would pay £2m to eat Geoff Horsfield! ;D The reason for the Horse/Glue thing is 3 fold; 1) This is traditionally how they made glue 2) I really dislike Geoff Horsefield, and the fact he's on our books taking money from us for masquerading as a footballer. Stick right in my throat and makes me bileous!! 3) I can think of no other use for the aged talentless charlatan!!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 13:05:08 GMT -1
have you seen this Mrs H? Why can't German's keep their clothes on?
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 13:06:17 GMT -1
The reason for the Horse/Glue thing is 3 fold; 1) This is traditionally how they made glue 2) I really dislike Geoff Horsefield, and the fact he's on our books taking money from us for masquerading as a footballer. Stick right in my throat and makes me bileous!! 3) I can think of no other use for the aged talentless charlatan!! 1) Yeah I know, but still, the idea of you sitting by a server stack out of it on solvents vaguely amuses me, however unlikely it was! ;D 2&3) Aye fair points well made! ;D ROFL at that story about Sean Bean giving Warnock an ear-bashing! ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 13:06:33 GMT -1
LOL you mention the horse/glue thing a lot dude! You're not on "the vapours" are you?! Be sure to use plenty of seasoning with that pie, not sure anyone would pay £2m to eat Geoff Horsfield! ;D The reason for the Horse/Glue thing is 3 fold; 1) This is traditionally how they made glue 2) I really dislike Geoff Horsefield, and the fact he's on our books taking money from us for masquerading as a footballer. Stick right in my throat and makes me bileous!! 3) I can think of no other use for the aged talentless charlatan!! To answer number 3 he could have a prime time chat show on channel 5
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 13:07:08 GMT -1
LOL you mention the horse/glue thing a lot dude! You're not on "the vapours" are you?! Be sure to use plenty of seasoning with that pie, not sure anyone would pay £2m to eat Geoff Horsfield! ;D The reason for the Horse/Glue thing is 3 fold; 1) This is traditionally how they made glue 2) I really dislike Geoff Horsefield, and the fact he's on our books taking money from us for masquerading as a footballer. Stick right in my throat and makes me bileous!! 3) I can think of no other use for the aged talentless charlatan!! Send him on a free to Leeds.
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 13:09:19 GMT -1
FUCK OFF!
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Post by unkownperson on Aug 1, 2007 13:11:33 GMT -1
At least your not a Stoke fan atm
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 1, 2007 13:18:25 GMT -1
1) Yeah I know, but still, the idea of you sitting by a server stack out of it on solvents vaguely amuses me, however unlikely it was! ;D 2&3) Aye fair points well made! ;D ROFL at that story about Sean Bean giving Warnock an ear-bashing! ;D What ........ err there's no solvent abuse going on here guv ......... <desperately tugs at the occasional table that's now stuck to his face> Ahh typical Warnock .......... 'the whole world hates me' ........ 'life's so unfair' ............. 'I never do anything wrong' etc, etc. He pleaded with everyone in football for a chance to manage at the highest level, ...... well last season he had it ......... and blew it!! I think he should just settle for a role as a TV pundit, ..... where you actually get payed for having stupid opinions!!
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